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𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

6,026,696 views • 2 months ago

Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

3,765,611 views • 6 months ago

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

7,926,113 views • 1 year ago

GM. Your daily wheeze.

GM. Your daily wheeze.

1,808,285 views • 7 months ago

This guy is fucking hilarious

This guy is fucking hilarious

2,502,050 views • 1 year ago

Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

940,095 views • 6 months ago

GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

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GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

1,588,069 views • 1 year ago

I could never figure out how to do this before

I could never figure out how to do this before

31,480 views • 10 days ago

To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

901,328 views • 1 year ago

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

763,396 views • 1 year ago

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

1,102,013 views • 1 year ago

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

238,053 views • 4 months ago

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459,703 views • 1 year ago

The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

154,837 views • 6 months ago

Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

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Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

247,444 views • 10 months ago

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

131,003 views • 5 months ago

Into my veins

Into my veins

187,165 views • 8 months ago

Another day. Another Trayvon.

Another day. Another Trayvon.

252,983 views • 1 year ago

The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

203,156 views • 1 year ago

*insert skull emoji*

insert skull emoji

182,869 views • 1 year ago