Joe

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I DECLARE MYSELF LEADER OF MUDRYKINHO HIVE

Stay up = - Keep all our ass players - Stay getting battered week in week out - More NLD losses Get relegated = - Propa pashun plurs - More entertainment - Great storyline - We’d probably win every game - All our fake/performative fans would fuck off

Djed Spence Arsenal just won the league and our players are xeeting Delap elbows

Just watched a Gakpo comp

How fast mfs who haven’t watched a microsecond of football in their lives rushed to the Emirates to get that IG story

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Sell us Kudus Get relegated on the final day by Tottenham Sell us Fernandes Sign Solomon

Ndiaye Osimhen Kudus

Naur more Jr Poupi nothing burgers #BringMeOsimhen

That subhuman #GOONER larping as a Leeds/Fulham fan has made a Spuds account

Someone just said “It’s matchday” and it didn’t make me wanna kms…

The most absurd institution to support in world sports and I wouldn’t have it any other way

Just sharted looking at our upcoming fixtures

We were in a UCL final 6 years ago

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Now playing in League One btw

Buy the dip Manchester City

That Toenail performance earlier #KeepTheTapesHidden

Another season of the small clubs full of NPCs being better than the big clubs

This Solanke cameo

Lockdown 2.0 dropping just before FC 25, BO6 and GTA 6 come out

- Signed - Was shit - Did loons - Locked the fuck in to win us our first trophy in 17 years

My girl deadarse clubbing in central rn and isn’t responding

This shit prick’s injury meant we got Simons

We’ve already lapped these bums… #AssnaNext

That week period where the whole TL was just Grok AI of players shaking Hitlers hand

Genuinely the most spot on TikTok I’ve ever watched

Porro useless longshot in a WC semi

If only we had him today…

Had a nightmare we lost to an Eriksen screamer

97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

Do you feel the Orny Bomba loading… #TotnumPele