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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT Kylian Mbappé

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT Kylian Mbappé

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Stay up = - Keep all our ass players - Stay getting battered week in week out - More NLD losses Get relegated = - Propa pashun plurs - More entertainment - Great storyline - We’d probably win every game - All our fake/performative fans would fuck off

Stay up = - Keep all our ass players - Stay getting battered week in week out - More NLD losses Get relegated = - Propa pashun plurs - More entertainment - Great storyline - We’d probably win every game - All our fake/performative fans would fuck off

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I DECLARE MYSELF LEADER OF MUDRYKINHO HIVE

I DECLARE MYSELF LEADER OF MUDRYKINHO HIVE

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Djed Spence Arsenal just won the league and our players are xeeting Delap elbows

Djed Spence Arsenal just won the league and our players are xeeting Delap elbows

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How fast mfs who haven’t watched a microsecond of football in their lives rushed to the Emirates to get that IG story

How fast mfs who haven’t watched a microsecond of football in their lives rushed to the Emirates to get that IG story

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Just watched a Gakpo comp

Just watched a Gakpo comp

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Sell us Kudus Get relegated on the final day by Tottenham Sell us Fernandes Sign Solomon

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Sell us Kudus Get relegated on the final day by Tottenham Sell us Fernandes Sign Solomon

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That subhuman #GOONER larping as a Leeds/Fulham fan has made a Spuds account

That subhuman #GOONER larping as a Leeds/Fulham fan has made a Spuds account

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Out the relegation zone

Out the relegation zone

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Someone just said “It’s matchday” and it didn’t make me wanna kms…

Someone just said “It’s matchday” and it didn’t make me wanna kms…

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Ndiaye Osimhen Kudus

Ndiaye Osimhen Kudus

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The most absurd institution to support in world sports and I wouldn’t have it any other way

The most absurd institution to support in world sports and I wouldn’t have it any other way

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Just sharted looking at our upcoming fixtures

Just sharted looking at our upcoming fixtures

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We were in a UCL final 6 years ago

We were in a UCL final 6 years ago

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Now playing in League One btw
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Now playing in League One btw

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My goats biggest highlight in the past 5 years is a Marlon dono
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My goats biggest highlight in the past 5 years is a Marlon dono

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That Toenail performance earlier #KeepTheTapesHidden
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That Toenail performance earlier #KeepTheTapesHidden

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Shaktar Mudryk Frankfurt Marmoush Girona Savio
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Shaktar Mudryk Frankfurt Marmoush Girona Savio

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Lockdown 2.0 dropping just before FC 25, BO6 and GTA 6 come out
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Lockdown 2.0 dropping just before FC 25, BO6 and GTA 6 come out

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1,727,771 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Buy the dip Manchester City
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Buy the dip Manchester City

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My girl deadarse clubbing in central rn and isn’t responding
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My girl deadarse clubbing in central rn and isn’t responding

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- Signed - Was shit - Did loons - Locked the fuck in to win us our first trophy in 17 years
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- Signed - Was shit - Did loons - Locked the fuck in to win us our first trophy in 17 years

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That week period where the whole TL was just Grok AI of players shaking Hitlers hand
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That week period where the whole TL was just Grok AI of players shaking Hitlers hand

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Genuinely the most spot on TikTok I’ve ever watched
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Genuinely the most spot on TikTok I’ve ever watched

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£46M for an overrated, egotistical truck who never played a professional game for us
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£46M for an overrated, egotistical truck who never played a professional game for us

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Another season of the small clubs full of NPCs being better than the big clubs
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Another season of the small clubs full of NPCs being better than the big clubs

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We’ve already lapped these bums… #AssnaNext
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We’ve already lapped these bums… #AssnaNext

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Porro useless longshot in a WC semi
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Porro useless longshot in a WC semi

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Had a nightmare we lost to an Eriksen screamer
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Had a nightmare we lost to an Eriksen screamer

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97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way
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97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

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253,073 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr