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Punk is right. Becky is clearly the man in the family.

Punk is right. Becky is clearly the man in the family.

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At least this garbage is taking place at the appropriate location

At least this garbage is taking place at the appropriate location

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If anyone knows how to keep a woman, it’s Ric. 🤣

If anyone knows how to keep a woman, it’s Ric. 🤣

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Literally recording his own confession so the judge and jury don’t have to waste time.

Literally recording his own confession so the judge and jury don’t have to waste time.

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When you take a nutshut and then take the time to grab a drink of water immediately after 🤣

When you take a nutshut and then take the time to grab a drink of water immediately after 🤣

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John Cena with his next Make-A-Wish kid

John Cena with his next Make-A-Wish kid

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What the hell is wrong with this company?

What the hell is wrong with this company?

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Dave recalling that famous WrestleMania in Cleveland where 25,000 fans were let in for free to pack the building:

Dave recalling that famous WrestleMania in Cleveland where 25,000 fans were let in for free to pack the building:

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Ricky Saints took this Cross Rhodes like Cody’s best friend.

Ricky Saints took this Cross Rhodes like Cody’s best friend.

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Garbage. Absolute trash.

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Garbage. Absolute trash.

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Guys like Randy Orton & Scott Hall could get 10,000 fans off their feet with great psychology & a headlock. Instead, there’s an entire generation of morons willing to paralyze themselves for star ratings & high fives from marks in the locker room, pal.

Guys like Randy Orton & Scott Hall could get 10,000 fans off their feet with great psychology & a headlock. Instead, there’s an entire generation of morons willing to paralyze themselves for star ratings & high fives from marks in the locker room, pal.

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He did this for all his juggalos and juggalettes. FUCK! THIS! SHIT!

He did this for all his juggalos and juggalettes. FUCK! THIS! SHIT!

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This is how you do a wrestling themed spread!

This is how you do a wrestling themed spread!

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This is his only legacy.

This is his only legacy.

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Sid screaming, “I don’t know shit, crybaby,” at Bret is one of the best Sid moments ever and capped off what was easily a top 5 episode of RAW.

Sid screaming, “I don’t know shit, crybaby,” at Bret is one of the best Sid moments ever and capped off what was easily a top 5 episode of RAW.

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This takes an unexpected turn. 😂

This takes an unexpected turn. 😂

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DiD yOu wAnT tHeM tO AcTuALLy CRuSh HiS sKuLL? No. How about don’t do something that looks so ridiculously stupid and fake if you can’t make it look good. Why is this simple concept lost on so many wrestling fans?

DiD yOu wAnT tHeM tO AcTuALLy CRuSh HiS sKuLL? No. How about don’t do something that looks so ridiculously stupid and fake if you can’t make it look good. Why is this simple concept lost on so many wrestling fans?

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This guy found a girl dressed like Shawn Michaels! 🤣

This guy found a girl dressed like Shawn Michaels! 🤣

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Cena is one of the GOATs because he gets it. He’s just smarter. He doesn’t ever put himself in a situation to look bad in public.

Cena is one of the GOATs because he gets it. He’s just smarter. He doesn’t ever put himself in a situation to look bad in public.

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Kurt Angle: What the fuck, man? What the fuck is wrong with you?” 🤣🤣🤣

Kurt Angle: What the fuck, man? What the fuck is wrong with you?” 🤣🤣🤣

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This guy NAILS it every single time. 👏 👏 👏

This guy NAILS it every single time. 👏 👏 👏

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This is amazing and so spot on. 😂😂😂 Credit to Chris Flail Comedy on IG

This is amazing and so spot on. 😂😂😂 Credit to Chris Flail Comedy on IG

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Imagine almost killing yourself and your opponent still tries to get his shit in.

Imagine almost killing yourself and your opponent still tries to get his shit in.

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Mr. T’s comedian daughter sharing her personal wrestling experience with Hulk and Piper at WrestleMania is a story you need to hear. 😂

Mr. T’s comedian daughter sharing her personal wrestling experience with Hulk and Piper at WrestleMania is a story you need to hear. 😂

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Does anyone remember when rock music existed?

Does anyone remember when rock music existed?

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Stone Cold trying fancy cocktails is funny as hell.

Stone Cold trying fancy cocktails is funny as hell.

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“Randy Savage by a trillion miles.” Bret’s honesty and dry humor is hilarious. 😂

“Randy Savage by a trillion miles.” Bret’s honesty and dry humor is hilarious. 😂

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When your wife has had enough of your nonsense, it doesn’t matter if you’re an Olympic gold medalist. #ItsTrue

When your wife has had enough of your nonsense, it doesn’t matter if you’re an Olympic gold medalist. #ItsTrue

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I assume these were gimmicked heads? Shaved down foreheads to soften the headbutts?

I assume these were gimmicked heads? Shaved down foreheads to soften the headbutts?

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That time Real American played on Beavis and Butt-Head. 🤣

That time Real American played on Beavis and Butt-Head. 🤣

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I don’t know what this is, but give it two hours on Wednesday nights.

I don’t know what this is, but give it two hours on Wednesday nights.

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What is wrong with this company? A flame thrower on a wrestling show AGAIN. How long until they use land mines? They’re so unserious that it’s comical.

What is wrong with this company? A flame thrower on a wrestling show AGAIN. How long until they use land mines? They’re so unserious that it’s comical.

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This is hilariously bad. The security guards come flying out of nowhere for no reason to literally do nothing.

This is hilariously bad. The security guards come flying out of nowhere for no reason to literally do nothing.

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Swee-hee-heet chin music.

Swee-hee-heet chin music.

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BREAKING: ⁦John Layfield⁩ has been named the new border czar for the incoming administration.

BREAKING: ⁦John Layfield⁩ has been named the new border czar for the incoming administration.

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Stone Cold must’ve had too many Steveweisers because he almost killed a woman in the front row 😂

Stone Cold must’ve had too many Steveweisers because he almost killed a woman in the front row 😂

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Piper almost killed Charlotte here.

Piper almost killed Charlotte here.

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