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They stayed until the last second working on that berm diverting the lava flow away from the town ~ and thus, saved over 1,000 homes and businesses from certain destruction. J/k the excavator was swallowed and the town went up in hell-fire flames.

They stayed until the last second working on that berm diverting the lava flow away from the town ~ and thus, saved over 1,000 homes and businesses from certain destruction. J/k the excavator was swallowed and the town went up in hell-fire flames.

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Careful out there 😵‍💫

Careful out there 😵‍💫

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Similar to a drowning victim, jumpers don't care who they take with them. Good Samaritan's actions are often repaid in this manner.

Similar to a drowning victim, jumpers don't care who they take with them. Good Samaritan's actions are often repaid in this manner.

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The King's Guard are serving soldiers, not costumed performers. When they are on a patrol or changing post they have a job to do. They shout a warning (“Make way”) and if you stay in the way they keep marching. They don't care about you, your wild kid, or anyone's feelings. The child in that video played around and found out the hard way; the King's Guard did not stop, will not stop, and will not step around.

The King's Guard are serving soldiers, not costumed performers. When they are on a patrol or changing post they have a job to do. They shout a warning (“Make way”) and if you stay in the way they keep marching. They don't care about you, your wild kid, or anyone's feelings. The child in that video played around and found out the hard way; the King's Guard did not stop, will not stop, and will not step around.

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He just shot her in the back ~ the black community has serious problems.

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He just shot her in the back ~ the black community has serious problems.

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Michelle Rodriguez says what everyone on the planet is thinking... "all the minority and Hollywood thing, stop stealing all the White people's super heroes, like make up your own, ya know what I'm sayin, what's up with that?"

Michelle Rodriguez says what everyone on the planet is thinking... "all the minority and Hollywood thing, stop stealing all the White people's super heroes, like make up your own, ya know what I'm sayin, what's up with that?"

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Did you know, the chances of tripping over your own knee-high fencing, and getting hit by a passing car, 2 seconds later — are astronomical... but again, never quite zero!

Did you know, the chances of tripping over your own knee-high fencing, and getting hit by a passing car, 2 seconds later — are astronomical... but again, never quite zero!

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The smirk on that bitches face would have come off if I was sitting next to that. She's incapable of understanding the other 200 people on the plane want to lock her and her 'autistic' (fetal alcohol syndrome) little 3 year old in the latrine.

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The smirk on that bitches face would have come off if I was sitting next to that. She's incapable of understanding the other 200 people on the plane want to lock her and her 'autistic' (fetal alcohol syndrome) little 3 year old in the latrine.

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This is so fucked. The smartest kid in class is failing because he cant understand a word she says.

This is so fucked. The smartest kid in class is failing because he cant understand a word she says.

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Youtuber tries to make a funny video with a close-up camera perspective, fooling his viewers into believing he's jumping off a cliff. His fake cliff jumping will be missed.

Youtuber tries to make a funny video with a close-up camera perspective, fooling his viewers into believing he's jumping off a cliff. His fake cliff jumping will be missed.

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There's no possible way of explaining this nicely.

There's no possible way of explaining this nicely.

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Ask yourself this question, "If 5 White teens surrounded a lone AA girl and started attacking her like a pack of feral Hyenas, mocking her looks, racially profiling her - and beating her up while uploading it to your TikTock channel, how many White people's lives would be destroyed/ended/raped?"

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Ask yourself this question, "If 5 White teens surrounded a lone AA girl and started attacking her like a pack of feral Hyenas, mocking her looks, racially profiling her - and beating her up while uploading it to your TikTock channel, how many White people's lives would be destroyed/ended/raped?"

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The small helicopters can be EXTREMELY dangerous. My brother-in-law is a helicopter pilot, he always says... ''they are called 'choppers' for a reason''. Although the pilot(s) warned Jorge Castellanos, he still approached the helicopter without stooping over.

The small helicopters can be EXTREMELY dangerous. My brother-in-law is a helicopter pilot, he always says... ''they are called 'choppers' for a reason''. Although the pilot(s) warned Jorge Castellanos, he still approached the helicopter without stooping over.

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He called it the tombstone piledriver, according to the videographer, that's where you kIII the guy by smashing his skull and neck on the street.

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He called it the tombstone piledriver, according to the videographer, that's where you kIII the guy by smashing his skull and neck on the street.

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Somalis in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA gun down a lone White kid on his front porch. As he's trying to escape, they continue to say the exact same thing to the boy "what now, what now" and empty their guns into his back.

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Somalis in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA gun down a lone White kid on his front porch. As he's trying to escape, they continue to say the exact same thing to the boy "what now, what now" and empty their guns into his back.

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The chances of your fighting rooster turning on you and opening up your femoral artery then bleeding to death on the spot are very low, like 1 in 8 billion, but never quite zero.

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The chances of your fighting rooster turning on you and opening up your femoral artery then bleeding to death on the spot are very low, like 1 in 8 billion, but never quite zero.

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When they opened for the day, they found a roof dindu, it was stuck for hours after partially burrowing into their store.

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When they opened for the day, they found a roof dindu, it was stuck for hours after partially burrowing into their store.

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Black schools need to clone this dude.

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Black schools need to clone this dude.

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Two descendants of Genghis Khan get into a dispute on live TV over who's more directly related 😕 The guy on the right (with the iron jaw) is my choice. That punch didn't even move the man's head!

Two descendants of Genghis Khan get into a dispute on live TV over who's more directly related 😕 The guy on the right (with the iron jaw) is my choice. That punch didn't even move the man's head!

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Prince Moulay Hassan of Morocco avoids hand kisses (like the late Pope Francis) in every way possible.

Prince Moulay Hassan of Morocco avoids hand kisses (like the late Pope Francis) in every way possible.

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Olivia Rodrigo’s dress literally dissolves on stage while performing ‘The Cure’ during the Unraveled Tour! Hot or Not ?! 🤔 🫣 🔥

Olivia Rodrigo’s dress literally dissolves on stage while performing ‘The Cure’ during the Unraveled Tour! Hot or Not ?! 🤔 🫣 🔥

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Thought he could intimidate the smaller guy, didn't work. 😆 He deserves to be punched out solely for wearing that jersey... kick his retarded a$$.

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Thought he could intimidate the smaller guy, didn't work. 😆 He deserves to be punched out solely for wearing that jersey... kick his retarded a$$.

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The instant he removes the handcuffs, the threats and violence begins. He hits the enraged woman with so much electricity, her phone starts to cook in her pocket and explodes.

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The instant he removes the handcuffs, the threats and violence begins. He hits the enraged woman with so much electricity, her phone starts to cook in her pocket and explodes.

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STFU (said sarcastically as in OMG) 😲 😱 😵‍💫 He's no longer live streaming threats. Someone took him up on his proposal.

STFU (said sarcastically as in OMG) 😲 😱 😵‍💫 He's no longer live streaming threats. Someone took him up on his proposal.

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Holy crap, no hesitation, just affirmative actions.

Holy crap, no hesitation, just affirmative actions.

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Comes in to the butcher shop with a gun and leaves without a few fingers. What a queer.

Comes in to the butcher shop with a gun and leaves without a few fingers. What a queer.

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🇩🇰 A reporter asks filmmaker Nikolaj Arcel, "Why is your new Danish movie "The Promised Land" entirely Nordic? ... it lacks the black people, it lacks diversity. Mads Mikkelsen ~ 'What??... right from the get-go". 😆 Arcel: "Hmmm, well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s" — you f"ing retard" 🤣

🇩🇰 A reporter asks filmmaker Nikolaj Arcel, "Why is your new Danish movie "The Promised Land" entirely Nordic? ... it lacks the black people, it lacks diversity. Mads Mikkelsen ~ 'What??... right from the get-go". 😆 Arcel: "Hmmm, well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s" — you f"ing retard" 🤣

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An Indlan reporter is given the opportunity to interview the Dalai Lama about a number of things, but chooses to focus on lmmlgratlon to The West and asks... Reporter: People from Afghanistan or Africa who want to stay in Europe, shouldn't they be allowed to? Lama: No, Europe will become like Afghanistan or Africa... he he he he he. Reporter: Like my parents came to The UK from India, that's ok too isn't it? Lama: No, England is small island, 90% become lndlan he he he he he he. The Dalai Lama gets it, he thinks she's mildly retarded, why can't the reporter understand🤔

An Indlan reporter is given the opportunity to interview the Dalai Lama about a number of things, but chooses to focus on lmmlgratlon to The West and asks... Reporter: People from Afghanistan or Africa who want to stay in Europe, shouldn't they be allowed to? Lama: No, Europe will become like Afghanistan or Africa... he he he he he. Reporter: Like my parents came to The UK from India, that's ok too isn't it? Lama: No, England is small island, 90% become lndlan he he he he he he. The Dalai Lama gets it, he thinks she's mildly retarded, why can't the reporter understand🤔

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You stupid, arrogant, foolish man. All it takes is one azzwhole like that to destroy your life.

You stupid, arrogant, foolish man. All it takes is one azzwhole like that to destroy your life.

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Woman decides to stab another driver for "cutting her off"... her husband joins the assault and tries to break the car door off. Oh... and they did it in front of a cop.

Woman decides to stab another driver for "cutting her off"... her husband joins the assault and tries to break the car door off. Oh... and they did it in front of a cop.

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Cartman, 15 years ago, he saw it. Are they bad people? That has nothing to do with it.

Cartman, 15 years ago, he saw it. Are they bad people? That has nothing to do with it.

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You see all the 'shapely' women at Whole Foods, the gym, 'Starbucks... "wow she really works out". What you don't see might frighten you 🤔

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You see all the 'shapely' women at Whole Foods, the gym, 'Starbucks... "wow she really works out". What you don't see might frighten you 🤔

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Yikes! Don't judge a book by its cover.

Yikes! Don't judge a book by its cover.

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I'd stop and watch as well! Dang!

I'd stop and watch as well! Dang!

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At the Dodge dealership, the F & I (finance and insurance) department wanted to close the deal but sensed something wasn't right.

At the Dodge dealership, the F & I (finance and insurance) department wanted to close the deal but sensed something wasn't right.

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"My son only tried to rob you, and you took his life, that was an abuse of force, YOU must pay for this" A veteran, home alone, has 3 armed thugs break into his house, and he eliminates all 3 with multiple shots to the head and chest. Using the same logic her now dead son used when he decided to arm himself and rob people, the black woman feels the veteran should be charged with murder and sentenced to death for protecting his own life and home from her thug offspring. It's YOUR problem her son was fatally unsuccessful, and you must pay. The solution to imprison the homeowner is black logic.

"My son only tried to rob you, and you took his life, that was an abuse of force, YOU must pay for this" A veteran, home alone, has 3 armed thugs break into his house, and he eliminates all 3 with multiple shots to the head and chest. Using the same logic her now dead son used when he decided to arm himself and rob people, the black woman feels the veteran should be charged with murder and sentenced to death for protecting his own life and home from her thug offspring. It's YOUR problem her son was fatally unsuccessful, and you must pay. The solution to imprison the homeowner is black logic.

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~ A Legend Was Born.

~ A Legend Was Born.

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She kicked the "BEEP" out of him the entire fight. He'll never have street cred again, it's over, all his 'bros' are laughing at him.

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She kicked the "BEEP" out of him the entire fight. He'll never have street cred again, it's over, all his 'bros' are laughing at him.

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Wow man ~ this guy knows his toy trains.

Wow man ~ this guy knows his toy trains.

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"Get your hands off my wife please"... was his final and most lethal command.

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"Get your hands off my wife please"... was his final and most lethal command.

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