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✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

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Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

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We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

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Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

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Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

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They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔

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They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔

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Toni Kroos Maradona told us, we thought it was a joke 😂😂😂

Toni Kroos Maradona told us, we thought it was a joke 😂😂😂

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I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂

I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂

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In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

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This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

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You see that Ronaldo’s goal vs Chelsea? I follow celebrate am💔😭

You see that Ronaldo’s goal vs Chelsea? I follow celebrate am💔😭

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18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

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3,547,517 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

This Ronaldo’s Freekick was voted as the best free kick ever, wtf!😭😂

This Ronaldo’s Freekick was voted as the best free kick ever, wtf!😭😂

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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

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This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

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Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

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“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

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“I have never seen a winger humiliate Timber in my life” Meanwhile 18 year old Estevao who is barely old enough to drive almost drove Rev. Timber back to the woods😭

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“I have never seen a winger humiliate Timber in my life” Meanwhile 18 year old Estevao who is barely old enough to drive almost drove Rev. Timber back to the woods😭

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Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

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There are some goals Ronaldo scored that still doesn’t make sense to me lmao, how did he end up with only 1 Puskas award?

There are some goals Ronaldo scored that still doesn’t make sense to me lmao, how did he end up with only 1 Puskas award?

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Football peaked for me as a Chelsea fan dawg, fackkkkk💙😭

Football peaked for me as a Chelsea fan dawg, fackkkkk💙😭

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The year was 2017 and Ronaldo decided to take the finals into his own hands and had the commentator sounding like cows😂

The year was 2017 and Ronaldo decided to take the finals into his own hands and had the commentator sounding like cows😂

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Chelsea conceded a goal to Fulham in the beginning of the first half and Mourinho decided to bring in Drogba in the 25th minute😭

Chelsea conceded a goal to Fulham in the beginning of the first half and Mourinho decided to bring in Drogba in the 25th minute😭

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297,917 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад