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Don’t need a DNA test for Casemiro’s son 🤣

Don’t need a DNA test for Casemiro’s son 🤣

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Facts, the way he misplaced that pass and then sent the ball to space was impressive 🔥

Facts, the way he misplaced that pass and then sent the ball to space was impressive 🔥

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Our dwarf CB returning after 9 months out to a league that’s focused on long throws and crosses.

Our dwarf CB returning after 9 months out to a league that’s focused on long throws and crosses.

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23/24 - McTominay scored 7 league goals for us from midfield. Goldiddy: “Not good enough 😡” 24/25 - Assmus scored 4 league goals for us as our starting number 9. Goldiddy: “I really want him to stay 🥺” Fucking hypocritical agenda driven cunt 👍🏼

23/24 - McTominay scored 7 league goals for us from midfield. Goldiddy: “Not good enough 😡” 24/25 - Assmus scored 4 league goals for us as our starting number 9. Goldiddy: “I really want him to stay 🥺” Fucking hypocritical agenda driven cunt 👍🏼

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“Matheus Santos Carneiro Da Cunha.”

“Matheus Santos Carneiro Da Cunha.”

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Sesko watching these crosses from the bench:

Sesko watching these crosses from the bench:

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Ratcliffe after meeting our first team.

Ratcliffe after meeting our first team.

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My gaffer 🫡

My gaffer 🫡

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Guy at work was making homophobic jokes and the manager caught me laughing.

Guy at work was making homophobic jokes and the manager caught me laughing.

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He’s at it again 😂 Onana - signed Dalot - new contract Evans - signed Casemiro - signed Mainoo - new contract Bruno - his captain Rashford- new contract Garnacho - new contract Subs: Amrabat - signed Antony - signed 10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN 🤡

He’s at it again 😂 Onana - signed Dalot - new contract Evans - signed Casemiro - signed Mainoo - new contract Bruno - his captain Rashford- new contract Garnacho - new contract Subs: Amrabat - signed Antony - signed 10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN 🤡

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Just one more year Casemiro please 😢💔

Just one more year Casemiro please 😢💔

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He’s not even trying to hide it anymore 💀 The agendas that this dictator runs on our players is based purely on who gives him attention, not on footballing ability. Zirkzee winning Assmus winning pen vs Arsenal. pen vs Coventry.

He’s not even trying to hide it anymore 💀 The agendas that this dictator runs on our players is based purely on who gives him attention, not on footballing ability. Zirkzee winning Assmus winning pen vs Arsenal. pen vs Coventry.

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Big European knock out game #thebrunofiles

Big European knock out game #thebrunofiles

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Reminder that “Mark Goldbridge” wanted Pedro Neto over Michael Olise because he was in a “long term relationship” with his girlfriend.

Reminder that “Mark Goldbridge” wanted Pedro Neto over Michael Olise because he was in a “long term relationship” with his girlfriend.

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Spent about £40m this summer and guys are saying we shouldn’t pay £80m for Hall.

Spent about £40m this summer and guys are saying we shouldn’t pay £80m for Hall.

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Jordan Henderson full kit wanker gimmick with one functioning arm:

Jordan Henderson full kit wanker gimmick with one functioning arm:

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Frenkie de Jong was looking around Old Trafford like a kid in a giant sweet shop 😭

Frenkie de Jong was looking around Old Trafford like a kid in a giant sweet shop 😭

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Both goalkeeping errors, but 2 very different reactions… I wonder why 🤔

Both goalkeeping errors, but 2 very different reactions… I wonder why 🤔

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‘TheUnitedStrand’ on Tuesday vs West Ham.

‘TheUnitedStrand’ on Tuesday vs West Ham.

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Cavani’s reaction kills me every time.

Cavani’s reaction kills me every time.

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I’d like to apologise to the United fans who were at the game last night for spreading misinformation. Well done for staying behind after the full time whistle to boo those mercenaries who wear our football shirt. I encourage more booing until this manager is sacked.

I’d like to apologise to the United fans who were at the game last night for spreading misinformation. Well done for staying behind after the full time whistle to boo those mercenaries who wear our football shirt. I encourage more booing until this manager is sacked.

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• European winner. • Can play multiple formations. • Beat Pep Guardiola in a final. • Beat Prem winners Liverpool in a final. • Won Palace their first ever major trophy. Bring me Oliver Glasner immediately. #AmorimOut

• European winner. • Can play multiple formations. • Beat Pep Guardiola in a final. • Beat Prem winners Liverpool in a final. • Won Palace their first ever major trophy. Bring me Oliver Glasner immediately. #AmorimOut

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15th place Yanited is taking top targets from teams who celebrated getting top 5.

15th place Yanited is taking top targets from teams who celebrated getting top 5.

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“Casemiro can’t be captain because he doesn’t speak English.”

“Casemiro can’t be captain because he doesn’t speak English.”

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Spot on fella.

Spot on fella.

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Run it back.

Run it back.

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Mentioned 10 players and none of them was ‘Bruno’, tells you all you need to know pal 👍🏼

Mentioned 10 players and none of them was ‘Bruno’, tells you all you need to know pal 👍🏼

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Who still wants Tielemans?

Who still wants Tielemans?

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Manchester United captain.

Manchester United captain.

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