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Don’t need a DNA test for Casemiro’s son 🤣

Don’t need a DNA test for Casemiro’s son 🤣

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Casemiro downgrades are all +£100m.

Casemiro downgrades are all +£100m.

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Facts, the way he misplaced that pass and then sent the ball to space was impressive 🔥

Facts, the way he misplaced that pass and then sent the ball to space was impressive 🔥

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Our dwarf CB returning after 9 months out to a league that’s focused on long throws and crosses.

Our dwarf CB returning after 9 months out to a league that’s focused on long throws and crosses.

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It’s the season of ending trophy droughts… 70 years - Newcastle 31 years - Harry Kane 93 years - Go Ahead Eagles 51 years - Bologna - 31 years - Crystal Palace ⏳ 17 years - Tottenham ⏳

It’s the season of ending trophy droughts… 70 years - Newcastle 31 years - Harry Kane 93 years - Go Ahead Eagles 51 years - Bologna - 31 years - Crystal Palace ⏳ 17 years - Tottenham ⏳

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23/24 - McTominay scored 7 league goals for us from midfield. Goldiddy: “Not good enough 😡” 24/25 - Assmus scored 4 league goals for us as our starting number 9. Goldiddy: “I really want him to stay 🥺” Fucking hypocritical agenda driven cunt 👍🏼

23/24 - McTominay scored 7 league goals for us from midfield. Goldiddy: “Not good enough 😡” 24/25 - Assmus scored 4 league goals for us as our starting number 9. Goldiddy: “I really want him to stay 🥺” Fucking hypocritical agenda driven cunt 👍🏼

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“Matheus Santos Carneiro Da Cunha.”

“Matheus Santos Carneiro Da Cunha.”

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Sesko watching these crosses from the bench:

Sesko watching these crosses from the bench:

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Ratcliffe after meeting our first team.

Ratcliffe after meeting our first team.

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This referee walked into Ronaldo in a crucial World Cup game and he still slapped a free kick in the top bin.

This referee walked into Ronaldo in a crucial World Cup game and he still slapped a free kick in the top bin.

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Ugarbage in a 30 minute cameo lost 3/3 ground duels, sent a shot to the moon and signed Eze for Arsenal.

Ugarbage in a 30 minute cameo lost 3/3 ground duels, sent a shot to the moon and signed Eze for Arsenal.

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My gaffer 🫡

My gaffer 🫡

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Guy at work was making homophobic jokes and the manager caught me laughing.

Guy at work was making homophobic jokes and the manager caught me laughing.

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DALOT SEEING 0018 ASSMUS IN THE BOX:

DALOT SEEING 0018 ASSMUS IN THE BOX:

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He’s at it again 😂 Onana - signed Dalot - new contract Evans - signed Casemiro - signed Mainoo - new contract Bruno - his captain Rashford- new contract Garnacho - new contract Subs: Amrabat - signed Antony - signed 10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN 🤡

He’s at it again 😂 Onana - signed Dalot - new contract Evans - signed Casemiro - signed Mainoo - new contract Bruno - his captain Rashford- new contract Garnacho - new contract Subs: Amrabat - signed Antony - signed 10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN 🤡

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Meet Brent the compulsive liar… 🤥

Meet Brent the compulsive liar… 🤥

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So calling our goalkeeper a “fucking clown” is acceptable but he goes on a 40 second defensive rant when someone says one thing about Assmus. This racist nepotistic piece of scum is the biggest issue in our fanbase as he brainwashes 2M people on the daily. 🚮

So calling our goalkeeper a “fucking clown” is acceptable but he goes on a 40 second defensive rant when someone says one thing about Assmus. This racist nepotistic piece of scum is the biggest issue in our fanbase as he brainwashes 2M people on the daily. 🚮

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Just one more year Casemiro please 😢💔

Just one more year Casemiro please 😢💔

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He’s not even trying to hide it anymore 💀 The agendas that this dictator runs on our players is based purely on who gives him attention, not on footballing ability. Zirkzee winning Assmus winning pen vs Arsenal. pen vs Coventry.

He’s not even trying to hide it anymore 💀 The agendas that this dictator runs on our players is based purely on who gives him attention, not on footballing ability. Zirkzee winning Assmus winning pen vs Arsenal. pen vs Coventry.

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Jordan Henderson full kit wanker gimmick with one functioning arm:

Jordan Henderson full kit wanker gimmick with one functioning arm:

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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NO TCHOUAMENI. NO ANDERSON. NO FERNANDES. NO EDERSON. NO TONALI. ALL ROADS LEAD TO WHARTON!!! BRINGGGGGGGGG.

NO TCHOUAMENI. NO ANDERSON. NO FERNANDES. NO EDERSON. NO TONALI. ALL ROADS LEAD TO WHARTON!!! BRINGGGGGGGGG.

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Reminder that “Mark Goldbridge” wanted Pedro Neto over Michael Olise because he was in a “long term relationship” with his girlfriend.

Reminder that “Mark Goldbridge” wanted Pedro Neto over Michael Olise because he was in a “long term relationship” with his girlfriend.

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Frenkie de Jong was looking around Old Trafford like a kid in a giant sweet shop 😭

Frenkie de Jong was looking around Old Trafford like a kid in a giant sweet shop 😭

6,747,298 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Both goalkeeping errors, but 2 very different reactions… I wonder why 🤔

Both goalkeeping errors, but 2 very different reactions… I wonder why 🤔

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‘TheUnitedStrand’ on Tuesday vs West Ham.

‘TheUnitedStrand’ on Tuesday vs West Ham.

665,985 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

I’d like to apologise to the United fans who were at the game last night for spreading misinformation. Well done for staying behind after the full time whistle to boo those mercenaries who wear our football shirt. I encourage more booing until this manager is sacked.

I’d like to apologise to the United fans who were at the game last night for spreading misinformation. Well done for staying behind after the full time whistle to boo those mercenaries who wear our football shirt. I encourage more booing until this manager is sacked.

689,475 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Cavani’s reaction kills me every time.

Cavani’s reaction kills me every time.

1,799,257 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

• European winner. • Can play multiple formations. • Beat Pep Guardiola in a final. • Beat Prem winners Liverpool in a final. • Won Palace their first ever major trophy. Bring me Oliver Glasner immediately. #AmorimOut

• European winner. • Can play multiple formations. • Beat Pep Guardiola in a final. • Beat Prem winners Liverpool in a final. • Won Palace their first ever major trophy. Bring me Oliver Glasner immediately. #AmorimOut

479,572 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

“Casemiro can’t be captain because he doesn’t speak English.”

“Casemiro can’t be captain because he doesn’t speak English.”

301,289 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

15th place Yanited is taking top targets from teams who celebrated getting top 5.

15th place Yanited is taking top targets from teams who celebrated getting top 5.

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Spot on fella.

Spot on fella.

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥. 🔱🇾🇪

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4-0 up in 1st leg of UCL quarter final. 4 points clear at top of La Liga. Copa del Rey final in 2 weeks.

4-0 up in 1st leg of UCL quarter final. 4 points clear at top of La Liga. Copa del Rey final in 2 weeks.

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭. 🔱🇾🇪

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Mentioned 10 players and none of them was ‘Bruno’, tells you all you need to know pal 👍🏼

Mentioned 10 players and none of them was ‘Bruno’, tells you all you need to know pal 👍🏼

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Run it back.

Run it back.

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Clueless cunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Clueless cunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭. 🔱🇾🇪

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Who still wants Tielemans?

Who still wants Tielemans?

391,203 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Manchester United captain.

Manchester United captain.

118,227 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

4-0 down at half time to an u20’s side.

4-0 down at half time to an u20’s side.

61,099 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr