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They even queued for a handshake exchange with him. The impressively lacklustre & underwhelming evidence leader, Comrade Adv Norman Arendse SC showed his superfandom when he beat everyone to the front of the queue. Naturally, the MK Party goons couldn’t pass on the opportunity either. A crazy scene to behold😦😳
Vusi Sambo447,958 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

It’s indeed a sad day & a great loss for South Africa. We are a heartbroken nation in mourning rn💔🥹 Luckily, we are a resilient nation, Honourable President. Some of us have even healed from Madiba’s passing, for example. Anyways, Cde Nathi should be remembered not just for his heroic part in freeing us from colonialism, apartheid & COVID-19. Or how he read eulogies at celebrities’ funerals—even though Bonang hates him to this day. Or for the latest, startling revelations at the Madlanga Commission. Or, heaven forbid, his role when he implemented your “concomitant action” to deal with those “dastardly criminal” Marikana miners which resulted in the successful massacring of 34 & wounding of 75 of the hapless lot on 16 Aug 2012. His best work for me is still the failed R22 million monumental flag project. I still get floored by the part where he says the flag was gonna stimulate the steel-manufacturing & construction industries’ growths, & would be visible even at night bcoz the education [about our heritage] had to be continuous & stuff😅🤣 #MayHeThugInPeace #NathiMthethwa
Vusi Sambo197,252 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

I’m beyond shocked😳😧 For a 1st World country, is the Netherlands THAT broke that you guys cannot afford to buy your Prime Minister, his Cabinet & their families fleets of BMW & Mercedes Benz luxury sedans, MPVs, SUVs & SAVs convoys? All equipped with Level B6 bulletproof armoured security bodies?? 😐 We do not leave anything to chance in South Africa. On a normal, slow day, our majestic President, for example, never leaves his place of residence without his 15 cars-strong convoy & a troop from his VVVVVVVVVVVVIP Security Protection Services. Traffic rules do not apply to them as they have a right of way — they bulldoze us off the road whilst driving at 260km/hr🤗
Vusi Sambo429,331 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

One cannot fault the now criminally charged High Court Judge Portia Phahlane. That proceeds-of-thuggery Haarties villa of hers is bespoke & is definitely befitting a woman of her stature. If I were the presiding judge in her bail hearing yesterday, I, too, would have granted her bail instantly so that she can go home & enjoy the comforts of her villa whilst on her extended special leave granted by her principals there by the Judiciary😍 This flex & incriminating message cited in the charge sheet—on how she fronted her now co-charged son as a the buyer of the property, was an amateurish miscalculation though: “By the way, my son is not buying the property. I am. I just didn't want to register it in my name. I hope it's not a problem. Just to ease her fears or concerns about my son, I am a judge and ... will continue to have my full salary even after retirement.” “FNB rejected her [supplemental] loan application because she was in arrears on a previous home loan but that the conveyancer, "on instruction of Phahlane" then used some of the bribery R2 million received previously to settle it.” This is despite the fact that High Court judges get paid R1.84 million per annum or R153k per month on a slow year. No wonder she was so easy to capture by her fellow accused alleged thugs & corrupters from the International Pentecost Holiness Church😏🤦🏽♂️ 📹 via News24 🇿🇦
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The DA must stay in its lane on this one instead of being petty. Casanova Paul Mashatile & his VVVVVVVVVVVVVIP Security Protection contingent aren’t just above the law. They are The Law. They have a right of way anywhere, anytime, anyhow & at whichever high speeds they desire. It is all there in Reg 176 & Section 60 of the National Road Traffic Act 93 of 1996🤷🏽♂️ Need I remind you lot of what they did to the other uncooperative, hapless motorist & their passengers who were slowing them down instead of moving out of the way the other time Casanova Paul was running late to presumably attend one late afternoon orgy somewhere in Gauteng ?? Exactly🙄
Vusi Sambo136,036 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

As recently as 4 days ago, our Minister of No Water and No Sanitation, the eccentric & fashion goddess Cde Pemmy Majodina made it clear that it’s pure rubbish that South Africa is experiencing a nationwide water crisis. She also asserted that Gauteng is merely facing “water challenges” & is not experiencing drought conditions (presumably based on her soon-to-be-published, detailed scientific, technical research she has conducted). & there’s sufficient bottled still & mineral water from Woolies to last for decades for our politicians, their families & friends…
Vusi Sambo114,967 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Our struggle starlet says she was as sober as a judge during that viral altercation on a FlySAfair flight on Friday. She justifies the sobriety claim with the fact that she had only shared “one drink”, whiskey 🥃 , before the flight with her sweetheart (no mention of the other colourful drink 🥤 on her pre-flight TikTok post) — & the fact that nobody saw her drinking on the plane, & no blood was drawn for the alcohol test. She dismisses the allegations that she lost it because they couldn’t serve her more alcohol (she says all she had asked for was a mere Appletiser). She is adamant that she was mistreated because she is Black & not White. & she behaved wildly - & racist towards the Coloured flight attendant, because of trauma & her self-defence mode. She further says she name-dropped her struggle hero journalist late dad to amplify that she understood “the power of the media”. She also claims she had no idea that to assault or threaten, whether physically or verbally, or behave in a violent manner towards any person, including a crew member, was a crime. She appeared in court on Friday but her case for disruptive & riotous behaviour was temporarily withdrawn pending further investigation & charging her with additional offences (Methinks she will walk away Scott-free. Our on-form & reliable NPA will make sure of it). Her grandest plan & next step based on her solid alibi & mitigating factors is to sue the knickers off the airline & SAPS. The lawsuit amount isn’t disclosed but she may retire early if she pulls it off. It’s unclear if the ANC & SABC will join her course as Friends of the Court. This is a developing story, you guys.
Vusi Sambo71,839 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr
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