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Our courageous & disciplined women & men from the SANDF will fend off any assault from the IDF without even blinking an eye, Zola😍🥰 The genocidal Benjamin Netanyahu can bring it on if he wants to. We are ready to kick butts outside the Courts too💪🏽

Our courageous & disciplined women & men from the SANDF will fend off any assault from the IDF without even blinking an eye, Zola😍🥰 The genocidal Benjamin Netanyahu can bring it on if he wants to. We are ready to kick butts outside the Courts too💪🏽

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I stand to be corrected, but technically speaking, a monstrous ball of Chappies isn’t considered to be food, Honourable* Minister. It’s exactly that: a confectionery product meant for chewing, not swallowing, and provides no significant nutritional value. *I use “Honourable” rather loosely here coz wow 😧😦😳🙄

I stand to be corrected, but technically speaking, a monstrous ball of Chappies isn’t considered to be food, Honourable* Minister. It’s exactly that: a confectionery product meant for chewing, not swallowing, and provides no significant nutritional value. *I use “Honourable” rather loosely here coz wow 😧😦😳🙄

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And the ANC lady Minister responsible for the mismanaged, looted & rundown NSFAS is busy with her Chappies Brand Ambassadorship gig whilst exuding her aura of extraordinary arrogance for a good measure. With her equally useless Deputy from the DA cheering her on😏

And the ANC lady Minister responsible for the mismanaged, looted & rundown NSFAS is busy with her Chappies Brand Ambassadorship gig whilst exuding her aura of extraordinary arrogance for a good measure. With her equally useless Deputy from the DA cheering her on😏

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Our struggle starlet says she was as sober as a judge during that viral altercation on a FlySAfair flight on Friday. She justifies the sobriety claim with the fact that she had only shared “one drink”, whiskey 🥃 , before the flight with her sweetheart (no mention of the other colourful drink 🥤 on her pre-flight TikTok post) — & the fact that nobody saw her drinking on the plane, & no blood was drawn for the alcohol test. She dismisses the allegations that she lost it because they couldn’t serve her more alcohol (she says all she had asked for was a mere Appletiser). She is adamant that she was mistreated because she is Black & not White. & she behaved wildly - & racist towards the Coloured flight attendant, because of trauma & her self-defence mode. She further says she name-dropped her struggle hero journalist late dad to amplify that she understood “the power of the media”. She also claims she had no idea that to assault or threaten, whether physically or verbally, or behave in a violent manner towards any person, including a crew member, was a crime. She appeared in court on Friday but her case for disruptive & riotous behaviour was temporarily withdrawn pending further investigation & charging her with additional offences (Methinks she will walk away Scott-free. Our on-form & reliable NPA will make sure of it). Her grandest plan & next step based on her solid alibi & mitigating factors is to sue the knickers off the airline & SAPS. The lawsuit amount isn’t disclosed but she may retire early if she pulls it off. It’s unclear if the ANC & SABC will join her course as Friends of the Court. This is a developing story, you guys.

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