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“he renamed my lifes work .. BARF” will never not be funny but its crazy how tony singlehandedly ruined peter’s life with this LMAO

“THEY JUST MURDERED SPIDER-MAN RIGHT HERE ON ROOSEVELT ISLAND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”

me rolling up to the first doomsday showtime after clowning tf out of this ‘movie’ for two whole years

if you think abt it .. it’s hilarious that peter fucked up his life because he couldn’t control his chronic yapping syndrome for two seconds

“ANDREW GARFIELD RUMORED TO MAKE A CAMEO IN BRAND NEW DAY”

“DEADPOOL WE NEED U TO DISTRACT DOOM” wade:

“i ran over parker because i liked it. HELL I LOVED IT . im im im im itching to run him over again”

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“he has risen babygirl !” “F U C K”

the hulk trying to fight spidey

“MOBIUS! DOOM IS COMING! QUICK! DO SOMETHING!” mobius:

“what’s your sexuality ?” me : MARVEL WOMEN !!!!!!!!!

the avengers trying to explain the thanos lore to the x-men and fantastic four:

Dear Lord please never let anything bad happen to tom holland ever again Amen

me when peter gave the stark glasses to mysterio

wade so goddamn annoying with his fight moves no wonder why logan wanted to sIice his head off LMFAO

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baby knife ! :3

the “i bet we were fun”-ification of petermj … I CANT GET THE CAP OFF !!!!!!!!!!

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“GENDERFLUID WADE CANON” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos and hurls tomatoes “she’s right !” says a voice from the back of the room it’s Ryan Reynolds himself .

how it feels to know that the bnd trailer could drop any day now

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“GHOST RIDER AND SHANG-CHI! WE NEED U TO DISTRACT DOOM!” #sdcc ghost rider and shang-chi:

she-hulk breaking into the psych ward to rescue bruce

“the mcu has gotten too confusing” easy fix .. have luis recap the multiverse saga. Boom. Now everybody caught up without suffering thru secret slopvasion

feels like an appropriate time to bring this vid back LMAO #avengersdoomsday

THE WAY HE JUST KEPT GOING 😭😭 the entire theater was silent

ant-man launching himself into doom’s hole

what is stopping ant-man from pulling this on doom #avengersdoomsday

this video took me tf out .. “like a good neighbor wolverine is there” 😭😭

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“listen to me gorgeous, how long does it take for you to regenerate ?” “ʳᵉᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵉ ?”

STEVE LACY SPOILING JEAN GREY’S ROLE LMFAOO WE’RE NEVER GONNA HEAR FROM THIS GUY AGAIN KEVIN GET HIM

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“he died a hero ! 😄” “he died from murder u dumb fuck”

if the leaks are true turning marvel’s most popular mlm ship into a brother duo would be downright homophobic .. CHERIK NATION WE STAND WE WILL NOT LET THIS ERASURE HAPPEN

someone brought up xmen origins to avengers campus deadpool LMFAOOO

tom hiddleston delivered a generational performance in his first appearance as loki .. no wonder why he’s one of the only characters they kept from phase one .. TIL UR 90 🙏

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LOGAN IN THE CART 😭😭

like no wonder why thor was praying to odin for strength in the first teaser LMAO

“look! a donut cart! they’re practically hospitals! they sell portable triage units” “they don’t” “I’M GONNA GET U TO SAFETY” “he’s not” THE WAY THERE’S A PHARMACY RIGHT NEXT TO THE CART LMFAOO

this edit is the sincerest proof that the mcu didn’t die after endgame

minor f4 spoiler since fantastic four, thunderbolts, and brave new world didn’t play the classic marvel fanfare intro that means the last time we saw it was deadpool and wolverine lmao

the booby traps in frank’s dump of a home