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Okong' Okuna

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~ I have no master, except my enterprise. I have no enemies, except my indiscretions: and my only claim to relevance is sanity ~

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Me to her three cats when they refuse to eat the cabbage I gave them for breakfast after she's left for work on my 3rd day at her place.

Me to her three cats when they refuse to eat the cabbage I gave them for breakfast after she's left for work on my 3rd day at her place.

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For research purposes, what is the weirdest thing you ever encountered being sold on the streets of Nairobi? I am talking the levels of cabbage samosas, or crocodiles in markets. Something eccentric. e.g. 👇

For research purposes, what is the weirdest thing you ever encountered being sold on the streets of Nairobi? I am talking the levels of cabbage samosas, or crocodiles in markets. Something eccentric. e.g. 👇

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It is my opinion that a man should only experience this kind of woman - this kind of love - on their 3rd, 4th , or 5th tries. One should experience terrible women before they find a good one. That way you will value it more, when you find it. My 1st was the best, I had no chance.

It is my opinion that a man should only experience this kind of woman - this kind of love - on their 3rd, 4th , or 5th tries. One should experience terrible women before they find a good one. That way you will value it more, when you find it. My 1st was the best, I had no chance.

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My colleague (married last Friday): Hey T, going to grab some lunch, you want something? Me:

My colleague (married last Friday): Hey T, going to grab some lunch, you want something? Me:

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Fans: Saka score a goal. Saka:

Fans: Saka score a goal. Saka:

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Who introduced this boneless chicken thing in African hotels, man? Who said we didn't want bones? I don't remember being called for public participation...

Who introduced this boneless chicken thing in African hotels, man? Who said we didn't want bones? I don't remember being called for public participation...

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Gabriel when the rest were training for penalties.

Gabriel when the rest were training for penalties.

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The sun finally came out today! Ran 10 km with Kinoti on a loop.

The sun finally came out today! Ran 10 km with Kinoti on a loop.

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I’m really glad I caught those two old folks. They perfectly embodied the unassuming touch of friendship - nothing like our frenzied pissing contests in the city. Just two old friends with mutual respect, heading the same way. This is why I run. #Uncmyfoot!

I’m really glad I caught those two old folks. They perfectly embodied the unassuming touch of friendship - nothing like our frenzied pissing contests in the city. Just two old friends with mutual respect, heading the same way. This is why I run. #Uncmyfoot!

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