~ I have no master, except my enterprise. I have no enemies, except my indiscretions: and my only claim to relevance is sanity ~
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Me to her three cats when they refuse to eat the cabbage I gave them for breakfast after she's left for work on my 3rd day at her place.
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For research purposes, what is the weirdest thing you ever encountered being sold on the streets of Nairobi? I am talking the levels of cabbage samosas, or crocodiles in markets. Something eccentric. e.g. 👇
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It is my opinion that a man should only experience this kind of woman - this kind of love - on their 3rd, 4th , or 5th tries. One should experience terrible women before they find a good one. That way you will value it more, when you find it. My 1st was the best, I had no chance.
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My colleague (married last Friday): Hey T, going to grab some lunch, you want something? Me: