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Maybe is just no,but without commitment. Sometimes I am an engineer. I also do theses, dissertations ,and statistics (SPSS).

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Murima women, very hot but deadly

Murima women, very hot but deadly

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I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

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I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

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Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

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Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire
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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire

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109,659 views • 5 days ago

Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭
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Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭

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42,907 views • 5 days ago

Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊
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Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊

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33,948 views • 9 days ago

Bruh I’m crying 😭💀
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Bruh I’m crying 😭💀

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106,581 views • 1 month ago

Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭
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Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭

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26,031 views • 16 days ago

LMAOOOO 😭😂
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LMAOOOO 😭😂

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489,603 views • 1 year ago

Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep
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Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep

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32,881 views • 29 days ago

This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying
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This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying

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162,678 views • 8 months ago

He's attacking me directly 💀😂
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He's attacking me directly 💀😂

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277,269 views • 1 year ago

I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂
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I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂

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181,411 views • 11 months ago

This has me crying 😂
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This has me crying 😂

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252,734 views • 1 year ago

For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical
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For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical

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121,072 views • 9 months ago

Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo
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Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo

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75,989 views • 6 months ago

Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never
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Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never

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87,467 views • 10 months ago

“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.
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“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.

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29,123 views • 2 months ago

Just seen this house for $2m in Kitisuru. Do y’all think it’s worth it ?
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Just seen this house for $2m in Kitisuru. Do y’all think it’s worth it ?

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95,730 views • 11 months ago

Kimanzi Kimanzi®™ is very foolish 😭
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Kimanzi Kimanzi®™ is very foolish 😭

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124,164 views • 1 year ago

Arsenal fans after signing several players this season
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Arsenal fans after signing several players this season

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54,471 views • 11 months ago

This guy daniel_njugi on instagram is just funny 😂
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This guy daniel_njugi on instagram is just funny 😂

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16,962 views • 2 months ago

If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀
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If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀

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90,800 views • 2 years ago