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Wewe ukiwa mdogo ulikuwa unatoka nje unacheza na dung beetles na kufukuza sungura huko ocha Stima ilikuja 2015. Sasa jamaa anakutumia meme iko na some cartoon aired in 1995 ana expect uifind funny. Aje Sasa 🤨

Wewe ukiwa mdogo ulikuwa unatoka nje unacheza na dung beetles na kufukuza sungura huko ocha Stima ilikuja 2015. Sasa jamaa anakutumia meme iko na some cartoon aired in 1995 ana expect uifind funny. Aje Sasa 🤨

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When you bag a baddie then she asks you ‘ daddy what do you want me to do ?’

When you bag a baddie then she asks you ‘ daddy what do you want me to do ?’

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Murima women, very hot but deadly

Murima women, very hot but deadly

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I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

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Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

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I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

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Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire
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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire

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116,451 views • 1 month ago

Bruh I’m crying 😭💀
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Bruh I’m crying 😭💀

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106,645 views • 2 months ago

LMAOOOO 😭😂
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LMAOOOO 😭😂

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489,718 views • 1 year ago

Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭
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Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭

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43,289 views • 1 month ago

This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying
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This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying

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162,900 views • 10 months ago

He's attacking me directly 💀😂
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He's attacking me directly 💀😂

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277,340 views • 1 year ago

Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊
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Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊

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34,650 views • 1 month ago

I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂
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I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂

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181,411 views • 1 year ago

This has me crying 😂
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This has me crying 😂

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252,954 views • 1 year ago

For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical
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For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical

Cerebral Assassin

121,072 views • 11 months ago

Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep
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Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep

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32,881 views • 2 months ago

Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭
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Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭

Cerebral Assassin

26,400 views • 2 months ago

Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo
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Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo

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75,989 views • 8 months ago

Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never
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Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never

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87,471 views • 11 months ago

“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.
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“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.

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29,123 views • 4 months ago

Arsenal fans after signing several players this season
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Arsenal fans after signing several players this season

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54,544 views • 1 year ago

If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀
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If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀

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90,800 views • 2 years ago