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Wewe ukiwa mdogo ulikuwa unatoka nje unacheza na dung beetles na kufukuza sungura huko ocha Stima ilikuja 2015. Sasa jamaa anakutumia meme iko na some cartoon aired in 1995 ana expect uifind funny. Aje Sasa 🤨

Wewe ukiwa mdogo ulikuwa unatoka nje unacheza na dung beetles na kufukuza sungura huko ocha Stima ilikuja 2015. Sasa jamaa anakutumia meme iko na some cartoon aired in 1995 ana expect uifind funny. Aje Sasa 🤨

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Murima women, very hot but deadly

Murima women, very hot but deadly

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When you bag a baddie then she asks you ‘ daddy what do you want me to do ?’

When you bag a baddie then she asks you ‘ daddy what do you want me to do ?’

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Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

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Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

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I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

I would like to thank the 3 Anonymous ( I respect data privacy) donors who spared their money and time to contribute to this noble cause. The gentleman will be reporting to work tomorrow. Thank you for taking your time to retweet to reach a wider audience. Cheers

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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire
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And no it not Jaba. I have evidens kwa kalatas They threw the baby BACK into the fire

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LMAOOOO 😭😂
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LMAOOOO 😭😂

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Bruh I’m crying 😭💀
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Bruh I’m crying 😭💀

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He's attacking me directly 💀😂
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He's attacking me directly 💀😂

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This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying
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This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying

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This has me crying 😂
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This has me crying 😂

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I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂
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I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂

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Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭
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Who is a Mamba ? ‘ I can’t believe what I’m seeing here ‘ 💀😭

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For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical
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For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical

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This account posting Mike Rua content is killing me Warning : NSFW use earphones
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This account posting Mike Rua content is killing me Warning : NSFW use earphones

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Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊
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Huyu sasa ndio Mamba 🐊

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Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo
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Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo

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Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never
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Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never

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Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep
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Went up the Kijabe route. Seems like cars will be diverted here once they start the Mai Mahiu road. Some sections are quite steep

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Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭
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Angekuwa mamba angecontrol 💀😭

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“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.
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“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.

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Arsenal fans after signing several players this season
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Arsenal fans after signing several players this season

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If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀
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If you tell me ‘Napamba na life ‘ this is what I expect to see. This MF even managed to take a phone call 💀

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