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Maybe is just no,but without commitment. Sometimes I am an engineer. I also do theses, dissertations ,and statistics (SPSS).

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I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

I passed by there yesterday and we need to have serious disaster management. We did very poorly in this matter and many lives would have been in danger had anything happened

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Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

Nah someone stop this mortician 😭

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Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

Absolutely massive #SiriNiNumbers

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LMAOOOO 😭😂
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LMAOOOO 😭😂

Cerebral Assassin

489,383 просмотров • 1 год назад

This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying
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This video from Mokaya on Suluhu has me crying

Cerebral Assassin

161,960 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.
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“ 360 estate was developed on a seasonal stream called Sabaki which runs from JKIA land near Cabanas through syokimau estate , syokimau dam , behind Mlolongo , Kenchic farm and crosses Mombasa road at signature mall sabaki stage. Just before Athi river interchange.

Cerebral Assassin

29,123 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂
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I hope you all now understand why he said this 😂

Cerebral Assassin

181,301 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

He's attacking me directly 💀😂
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He's attacking me directly 💀😂

Cerebral Assassin

277,136 просмотров • 1 год назад

This has me crying 😂
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This has me crying 😂

Cerebral Assassin

252,460 просмотров • 1 год назад

For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical
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For him to get the old man’s attention it means he’s doing well 😂 Politics in Kenya is comical

Cerebral Assassin

121,072 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo
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Boda guys will always be Boda guys. Video courtesy of Eng. Onsongo

Cerebral Assassin

75,976 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never
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Take a look at that lane discipline. Most Kenyan drivers would never

Cerebral Assassin

87,462 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Just seen this house for $2m in Kitisuru. Do y’all think it’s worth it ?
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Just seen this house for $2m in Kitisuru. Do y’all think it’s worth it ?

Cerebral Assassin

95,730 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

This guy daniel_njugi on instagram is just funny 😂
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This guy daniel_njugi on instagram is just funny 😂

Cerebral Assassin

16,962 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Kimanzi Kimanzi®™ is very foolish 😭
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Kimanzi Kimanzi®™ is very foolish 😭

Cerebral Assassin

124,164 просмотров • 1 год назад

Arsenal fans after signing several players this season
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Arsenal fans after signing several players this season

Cerebral Assassin

54,471 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

Luyhas are the gift that keeps on giving
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Luyhas are the gift that keeps on giving

Cerebral Assassin

59,688 просмотров • 1 год назад

Hizi hidden gems za Ruaka ziko wapi exactly ? Asking for research purposes only 👀
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Hizi hidden gems za Ruaka ziko wapi exactly ? Asking for research purposes only 👀

Cerebral Assassin

25,171 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

I loved watching this video. Very true
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I loved watching this video. Very true

Cerebral Assassin

30,346 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

How to know the country is f*cked The bar is in hell
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How to know the country is f*cked The bar is in hell

Cerebral Assassin

43,330 просмотров • 1 год назад

Me when I get into bed invested in her yapping and she doesn’t start with ‘ So, si unakumbuka yule beshte yangu Sharon’
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Me when I get into bed invested in her yapping and she doesn’t start with ‘ So, si unakumbuka yule beshte yangu Sharon’

Cerebral Assassin

56,217 просмотров • 1 год назад

I understand this 100% and it kinda scares me that I am weird 💀
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I understand this 100% and it kinda scares me that I am weird 💀

Cerebral Assassin

51,957 просмотров • 1 год назад