And I was called faatt today… like wat

so like is this wat people want lmao?? i... was youngshow more

Watters: Should Kamala Harris have called in sick today?... McCarthy: I respect what she did today. She stood there, it was tough, and she was professional about it.show more

So, I watched my niece who was home from... school today and I looked up and was like, stop playing YouTube! And she’s like, this is math! And was was right. This song is a bop!show more

Today I looked like I was dying of consumption

CALLED IT 😂 I smelled a LEGO Melania video... was coming—and just like that, it magically appears.😂show more

I use Instagram like once every two weeks and... this was the first thing I saw today 😭show more

And, why do you think I called you into... my office today?show more

Jon Rahm was paired with Sergio Garcia today during... the final round of The Masters and was asked about his outbursts, "I felt like I was exactly where he was at today the last few days, so I can't really say much."show more

It’s called heart. Tim Duncan was never like this,... he was silent and a coach pop puppet. Wemby is like Kobe!!!show more

speed’s dad called speed and it looked like he... was getting backshots 😭show more

While I protested silently and peacefully today against genocide... in Gaza, DFAT security told me I wasn’t welcome. They said I was trespassing. They called the cops. Australia’s silence and acquiescence are complicity. Read more here. 👇🏽show more

At first I was like, whoa. And then I... was like, maaaaan.show more

I honestly felt like I was at a Klan... rally today in Vegas. I feel dirty..........show more

GG Jackson thought Jenkins firing was a NBA Centel... report 😭 “I was brushing my teeth when my friends called me and said Coach Jenkins got fired, I was like they probably saw NBA Centel or something.”show more

i lost like a hundred followers when i posted... this on my main 🥲 wat did i doshow more

i was today years old when i found out... annette gozon can sing like thisshow more