and if i said she was a comedic genius

Unparalleled comedic genius

santos and her mel puns. this comedic genius #thepitt

I kept bragging about how SMART Dewey is and... my boyfriend said she just learned the puzzle… no she’s a genius!show more

I just asked a snapchat girl if she has... eaten and she said yesshow more

This kid is gonna be a comedic genius when... he grows up 🤣show more

I thought she was playing when she said she... was a republican 🥴show more

i thought i was a genius

NEW: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addresses rumors that she is pregnant... after a Republican congressman asked her if she was expecting. AOC said she was *not* pregnant and just ate a lot of food. “A Republican came to me on the floor this week and asked me if I was pregnant. I'm not pregnant guys. I had a lot of food at Thanksgiving. Okay. It happens.”show more

THIS WAS GENIUS I LEGIT THOUGHT SHE TURNED ON... HER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO #HalloweenHavocshow more

Michelle Collins was asked if she was Team Sutton... or Team Dorit and she said she’s “done with Sutton” and that Sutton was a “little drunk” last time they met #WWHL #RHOBHshow more

The other day a friend invited me to a... dinner party. I asked if it was cool if Chicken came along, she said "No" & I had to tell Chicken...show more

Kamala Harris doubles down on calling President Trump a... “facsist.” BCC: “In the campaign you said Donald Trump was a ‘facsist.’” HARRIS: “I was asked if he was a ‘facsist’ and I said yes… and again it is what I predicted.”show more

Clav said “if I was a girl I’d go... ALL in and do OF” 💀😭show more

A man was spending time with his son. His... wife saw him on the road, recorded a video, and publicly humiliated him. She said that she was working and he was not. She also said - I should've married a rich man. What happened to equality? Are men just ATMs?show more

Did anyone else’s ears perk up when she said... “Continuity of Government”? 👀 She said there’s a difference between the President and the Continuity of Government… I could understand if she said “past President”, but she only said the President… 🤔 Maybe a mistake? Or maybe something more?show more

trisha paytas was on snl and all I can... think about is when ethan klein said she wouldn’t be and if she was ever on snl he’d cut his arm off,,,, well he better get to cutting!show more

SHADOWHEART PLEASE 😭😭😭 she really said “halsin would you... love me if I was a fish :(” loml oh my god 😩show more