Are you actually a therapist?

Are you looking for a legit massage therapist?

You are my therapist 😙💕

Gaming hits its absolute peak when it leaves you... shaken a dark, haunting atmosphere, a mind left stunned… and that feeling like you might actually need a therapist after.show more

therapist: “name a time you were happy?” me:

therapist: “name a time you were happy” me:

You don't need a therapist. You just need a... cold beer and good music.show more

Since you all seem to have a therapist kink 😋

Therapist: You need a hobby, something that relaxes you... Me: Say no moreshow more

If you don't laugh at this, go see a... therapist 😂show more

are you actually crazy.

When fighting a boss, remember - YOU are actually... the boss. 👔show more

Who needs the gym or a therapist when you... have a dog 🤣👌show more

No this is NOT AI. No this is NOT... satire. Are you surprised she has blue hair? Does she have a therapist on speed dial?show more

Would you feel comfortable having a male massage therapist... as a man? 😳😳show more

Tfue you are actually a freak. That close range... tracking was crazy.show more

Are you actually fucking kidding me?

If you don’t look like a swamp rat in... the gym then what are you actually doing?show more

Your Side Boyfriend 💘 are you actually…

🦊 but everyone, snakes are actually nice.. snakes… please... don’t treat them like that 🐰 are you a snake yourself? why are you so.. 🦊 BAAMM!show more

Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the... whole place. You are an obnoxious, a terrible, actually a terrible reporter, and it's always the same thing with you.”show more