“bro my order got delayed” his order: package endlessly... rolling down a conveyor belt rolling girl by wowaka ft. hatsune mikushow more

girl back flipping turning into a nun changing clothes... dancing sister god-ish by pinocchio p ft. hatsune mikushow more

naked turkey doing twice dance the night away choreography... dancing her whole tukussy out happy thanksgiving to my americans followers weekender girl by kz and hachioji p ft. hatsune mikushow more

kira 👾 Bro got his girl took by a bee😭😭💔

Flashblocks are live on Base, bringing block times down... from 2 seconds to 200 milliseconds. To support the launch, we're rolling out a new order notification system that tracks exactly where your trade is onchain. Feel the difference 👇🧵show more

Bro open his camera just to give BELT TREATMENT... to Trump 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 02:05 PM : Open the damn strait, you madmen or else you will live in hell. 🇮🇷 Bro at 02:10 PM : We will open the Strait of Hormuz only by the order of our leader Khamenei, not by the tweets of a fool. 🤣🔥show more

Meet Let’s Go.™ SwilledDog's first official WVU release is... a bold, 99 proof blend of straight bourbon whiskies, aged 5+ years and proudly crafted by Mountaineers 🥃 Find it rolling out at your local WV ABCA retailer this week. Pre-order atshow more

bro, I'm fucking crying the boys writers room have... the easiest fucking job ever. also, this guy is a pedo who got an order of protection filed against him by a student.show more

💸 Rolling Stone reports that a judge fined the... plaintiff’s lawyer $1,500 for violating a court order by asking Cardi B about alleged gang affiliation during testimony last year in her 2018 assault case. The judge ruled it was not an accident, but a deliberate violation. ⚖️show more

Zayn Malik: My Life In 10 Songs zayn talks... to Rolling Stone about his admiration for Amy Winehouse. "She's just got an insane voice ... she was just a real artist, you know?"show more

💎 HACKNEY DIAMONDS IS OUT NOW 💎 Order and... listen here: Which tracks have got you rocking now?! 1. ANGRY 2. GET CLOSE 3. DEPENDING ON YOU 4. BITE MY HEAD OFF 5. WHOLE WIDE WORLD 6. DREAMY SKIES 7. MESS IT UP 8. LIVE BY THE SWORD 9. DRIVING ME TOO HARD 10. TELL ME STRAIGHT 11. SWEET SOUNDS OF HEAVEN 12. ROLLING STONE BLUESshow more

(Bonnie gets bumped into by Any) 💜: Oh... I... literally saw a vision of myself rolling down the stairs just now. Like... I just had a flash in my head of me falling down! 🦋: It's fine, you didn't fall yet. EMIBONNIEANY X TOY STORY5 #SFxEmiBonnieAnyshow more

Rolling around Los Angeles in a bus driven by... SHAQ! Great driver (that Maybach aside) 😂 We got out at a random street corner so he could hand out his Shaq-A-Licious candy — it was mobbed in 2 minutes. Been 20+ yrs since he won a title w/ the Lakers, but could’ve been yesterday. An L.A. legend.show more

GROK TAKES OVER YOUR FEED—𝕏 GETS A BRAIN SURGE... 𝕏 is swapping out its old recommendation algorithm for a leaner, meaner version of Grok! What’s changing? •⁠ ⁠Faster, smarter content—tailored by Grok’s AI brainpower •⁠ ⁠Less spam, more gems—repeats down, discovery up •⁠ ⁠A smoother scroll—because your feed deserves better The boost is already rolling out. Your timeline? Just got sharper. Source: Elon Muskshow more

Flemish politician Tom Van Grieken attended a protest for... healthcare workers in Brussels today. By order of the Mayor, the police told him to take down his banner. When he refused, an officer punched him in the face. This is our “right to protest” in 2023.show more

#BREAKING 🚨 🔥 Portland 🇺🇸⚠️ Secretary of War Pete... Hegseth has officially ordered National Guard troops into Portland for the next 60 days Federal agents begin making arrəsts of Antifa militants in Portland. Law and order is coming to the great state of Oregon. Title 10 invoked. National Guard will be rolling in. Portland, the chaos days are numbered. A brave patriot wearing a MAGA hat and carrying an American flag has arrived outside the ICE facility in Portland. He said he came out after seeing my security guard and I getting surrounded by Antifa, and wanted to show his support.show more

matthew said by cooking his own food he gets... to save money and it's such a waste to order delivery food everyday, like ok valid point but why is he acting like he's broke when i alr give him all my money.show more

“Life is about experiences,” they said. So they dropped... money on a ticket, walked onto a glass floor 100 meters in the air, and immediately turned into a human koala clinging for dear life 😂 One second it’s “I’m fine, I’m fine,” the next it’s full-on crawling, rolling, and screaming while trying to peek down. All that suffering, just to get a shaky 15-second clip with a caption like “faced my fears.” Bro, the only thing you faced was your own bad decision in 4K resolution. The view was free from the ground floor, but you chose the premium package of panic and regret.show more

This Guy was removed from a WhatsApp group, he... went and got a court order to be added back. They added him back and made him administrator then one by one left the group and created a new one. He is now heading back to court to get the members back on his WhatsApp group. - Mzilikazi wa Afrikashow more

HEBANNA: This Guy was removed from a WhatsApp group,... he went and got a court order to be added back. They added him back and made him administrator then one by one left the group and created a new one. He is now heading back to court to get the members back on his WhatsApp group like the beginning.show more

HIGHLIGHT OF YEAR: This Guy was removed from a... WhatsApp group, he went and got a court order to be added back. They added him back and made him administrator then one by one left the group and created a new one. He is now heading back to court to get the members back on his WhatsApp group like the beginning.show more