can i do biscuits on your lap ;3

Can I sit on your lap? 🤗

My orangelic does quad biscuits It's rare but she... does do quad biscuits on occasion.show more

Can I do my exercises on your face?

can i be on your to do list today?

Whose lap can I borrow?

When you're depressed, but your cat makes biscuits on you

super mini compilation of Kyungsoo doing biscuits on Jongin’s... arm <3show more

“& when i take my clothes off, Andy, i... don’t look like a busted can of biscuits”show more

Can I come and do tricks on your pole... babe ? 😏👅show more

Was I imagining your face or your lap? 💞

What can I do for you?Drop your comment on... the comment section.show more

How badly do you want these in your lap?

Retweet if i can sit on your face or... to your 🍆. What do you prefer? 👀show more

hnngh baby do it on my lap

NEW: Woman shoots up a McDonalds over missing hash... browns and biscuits in San Antonio, TX. Imagine throwing away your 'future' over hash browns and biscuits. 32-year-old Samantha Anthony fired multiple shots after she claimed she didn't get her order. According to surveillance footage, McDonalds staff *did* give her the proper order however Anthony persisted. "When I was talking to her, I noticed that she had the wrappers on her lap. I was just like, "Can I see the bag?" Because I noticed the bag. 'You didn't give me a bag either,' even though I could see it on her lap," an employee said. After a 30-minute argument, Anthony decided to shoot up the McDonalds. Thankfully, no one was injured. She was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a second-degree felony.show more

wanna rest your head on my lap?

Now I got biscuits.

Monster Biscuit is the sweetest little lap baby with... the loudest purr. Nothing makes him happier than hanging out and making biscuits in your lap 🥹 MB is neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, and ready for adoption in the SF Bay Area! I'm jealous of whoever gets him 🩷show more

Rt and send $25 if you’d let me sit... on your lap while I sent myself $25show more