can i do biscuits on your lap ;3

let me do biscuits in your lap ;3

My orangelic does quad biscuits It's rare but she... does do quad biscuits on occasion.show more

Can I do my exercises on your face?

can i be on your to do list today?

When you're depressed, but your cat makes biscuits on you

Whose lap can I borrow?

super mini compilation of Kyungsoo doing biscuits on Jongin’s... arm <3show more

i want to be velina's personal bangboo so i... can sit on her lap all the timeshow more

“& when i take my clothes off, Andy, i... don’t look like a busted can of biscuits”show more

Alonso when his car breaks down on Lap 3... so he can watch Spain in the World Cup finalshow more

Can I come and do tricks on your pole... babe ? 😏👅show more

Was I imagining your face or your lap? 💞

What can I do for you?Drop your comment on... the comment section.show more

How badly do you want these in your lap?

Retweet if i can sit on your face or... to your 🍆. What do you prefer? 👀show more

hnngh baby do it on my lap

NEW: Woman shoots up a McDonalds over missing hash... browns and biscuits in San Antonio, TX. Imagine throwing away your 'future' over hash browns and biscuits. 32-year-old Samantha Anthony fired multiple shots after she claimed she didn't get her order. According to surveillance footage, McDonalds staff *did* give her the proper order however Anthony persisted. "When I was talking to her, I noticed that she had the wrappers on her lap. I was just like, "Can I see the bag?" Because I noticed the bag. 'You didn't give me a bag either,' even though I could see it on her lap," an employee said. After a 30-minute argument, Anthony decided to shoot up the McDonalds. Thankfully, no one was injured. She was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a second-degree felony.show more

wanna rest your head on my lap?

Monster Biscuit is the sweetest little lap baby with... the loudest purr. Nothing makes him happier than hanging out and making biscuits in your lap 🥹 MB is neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, and ready for adoption in the SF Bay Area! I'm jealous of whoever gets him 🩷show more