Corporate life

life in the corporate world

Life after working a corporate job for a year

realizing corporate life requires an a**-licking skill set you... simply were not born withshow more

Corporate life hack: If the problem is too big,... schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problemshow more

The pure bliss of landing the dream internship before... having your soul crushed by the corporate world. A great time in life.show more

One of the greatest moments of my adult life... was the day I quit my job as an IT executive after 30 years of corporate slavery.show more

CREATOR COIN: $ANGELICASONG POV: You work at YouTube by... day and dominate the creator game by night. Meet Angelica Song, garnering millions of views on TikTok and Instagram with her inside look at corporate life. CA: 0xad6807bd1bb53c0e2dc553d170e311bbbc9255d1show more

Apologies to all for my sporadic postings of late.... It’s absolute chaos in my civilian corporate life with the end of financial year looming. Here’s a small token of my affections for all your constant online support.show more

The $PENGU vibes are unmatched—and we’re proud to be... close partners with Pudgy Penguins! PUDGY Holders: bring your Penguins to life inside XOCIETY’s game world and claim 10 Corporate Shares. Join our Discord, verify your assets & enter the raffle👇show more

Drake - ‘STFU Janice’ a genius concept! Janice is... the micromanaging boss in Wanted (2008) Janice a metaphor that merges: his corporate struggles w/ UMG & Lucian, the media, and his Jay-Z & Kendrick rivalries into a single entity who’re trying to manage, his life. #ICEMAN🧊show more

New York Life Investment Management (New York Life Investment... Management), one of the largest active asset managers globally with ~$807B in AUM, has partnered with Centrifuge to bring its fixed income capabilities onchain. The collaboration begins with $HYB, one of the first high yield bond offerings available onchain. NYLIM’s U.S. High Yield Corporate Bond Strategy. NYLIM’s credit process and risk management. Centrifuge's infrastructure for established investment products moving onchain.show more

Who is Brent? 🇺🇸 I’m a 58yr/old former LEO... team leader. Married 28 years. Father of two sons. Street cop to corporate VP. I’ve been up and I’ve been down. Overweight and struggling in my 50’s. I dropped 45 pounds and got back to the gym. I keep showing up, for my health, and the people who count on me. I write about my journey and fitness being the foundation of solid leadership and a full life. Follow for more. Deeper writing and my upcoming book in the link in my bio. Let’s go on this journey together. Live Savage. -Bshow more

Corporate Circus on Wheels: Bengaluru Man Joins Teams Call... While Riding Bike Another peak moment from Namma Bengaluru A man was spotted attending a Teams meeting on his phone while riding a two-wheeler — and yes, without wearing a helmet. Only in Bengaluru does the work-from-anywhere culture get taken this literally Balancing a smartphone in one hand and navigating chaotic city roads with the other, this incident highlights the bizarre extremes people go to whether out of pressure, compulsion, or sheer recklessness. With traffic piling up and infrastructure crumbling, it seems even a proper work desk is now a luxury for many. This is not multitasking this is madness. While the BBMP sleeps, roads flood, and traffic crawls, citizens are left juggling corporate life on the streets — literally. And yet, we call it Brand Bengaluru? If this is the future of hybrid work, maybe helmets should come with Bluetooth and Teams integration next #bangalore #bengaluru #techie ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ನಗರ ಪೊಲೀಸ್‌ BengaluruCityPolice ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಸಂಚಾರ ಪೊಲೀಸ್ BengaluruTrafficPolice CP Bengaluru ಪೊಲೀಸ್ ಆಯುಕ್ತ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು Joint CP, Traffic, Bengaluru alok kumar DGP KARNATAKA ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ರಾಜ್ಯ ಪೊಲೀಸ್ Karnataka State Police ChristinMathewPhilipshow more

This is the Hello Kitty & Friends themed KFC... in Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico A KFC was transformed into this and became so popular people would wait hours to enter or even go through the drive thru The KDC sold special combos, limited edition collectives and had special packaging for their items America used to do interesting fun stuff like this all the time, now we don’t do anything Our fast food places used to have their own identities, they were fun and vibrant. Now everything is just corporate slop with no identity America doesn’t take risks, businesses need to stop playing it safe and do fund still like this again for Americans. Bring some life back into our countryshow more

We have this building next door to our office... that was gifted to us by a corporate… the title deed is in our name…it is really Duma Collective ‘s building. We have no use for it… we got it, white boxed it and have been looking for a tenant but ya… it’s clean and available. So, when I joined a 21 day Daniel’s Fast prayer group started by Praise Mwelase Roiii and Tumelo Candice Sello , the need was for a place where we could gather weekly for in person prayer. Boom… the building next door became the perfect sanctuary!!! Let me just testify how God has used this building for the glory of the Kingdom. So much good has come out of this building! Obedience yields very positive results. Seek first the Kingdom of God and ALL these other things will be added u to you. Thanks for reading till the end… cos there’s no advice…just a good story about how Good God Is!!! In real life 🥰❤️show more

▶️INTERNATIONAL>>> BAR >LAWYER'S >RIDE THE STORM FAITH TRUTH BEING... REVEALED NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING 11.3 Qshow more

Today, we’re excited to share our intention to combine... with Cadwalader, Wickersham & Taft LLP to create Hogan Lovells Cadwalader. This step reflects a shared strategic ambition: to create a firm anchored in the world’s most important financial centers, with unmatched expertise in highly regulated sectors. Our CEO, Miguel Zaldivar, said: “Clients are increasingly looking for law firms with deep sector expertise and broad global reach to advise on their most complex mandates around the world. Cadwalader, a premier Wall Street institution, brings top of the market finance capabilities, which combined with Hogan Lovells’ powerful global platform, expands our abilities to comprehensively advise clients at a time when cross-border investment is increasingly driving growth in key sectors – including finance, energy, technology, life sciences, and others.” Cadwalader’s Co-Managing Partners Patrick Quinn and Wesley Misson added: “This combination fulfills our shared ambition to create a global firm with a strong transatlantic platform anchored in the most important financial centers around the world. Our clients are at the center of this strategic decision, as this combination will enhance our ability to provide best-in-class service at scale. Throughout our discussions, it has been clear that we are driven by the same core values – excellence, ambition, collaboration, and an unwavering commitment to our clients, people, and society. This alignment gives us confidence that our cultures will complement one another and help us thrive.” With 3,100 world-class lawyers across the Americas, EMEA, and APAC, the combined firm will serve clients in every major financial market. Hogan Lovells Cadwalader will have unmatched strengths across finance, corporate, regulatory, IP, and disputes, positioning the combined firm to represent the world’s leading financial institutions, multinational corporations, private capital funds, and sovereign entities on their highest value strategic challenges. Learn more about our shared ambition:show more

Now that Trump has been exposed as a total... sellout who never intended to do anything with his power except enrich himself, the political establishment is working overtime to funnel people back into the duopoly. The establishment is counting on the public to have amnesia and overlook how their corruption paved the way for a conman like Trump to rise to power in the first place. There is something worse than Trump’s two presidencies, and that is learning nothing from them and allowing both parties to return us to the failed status quo, which will only lead to an even worse Trump in the future. I’m going to do my best in this post to remind you how we got here and, more importantly, where we go from here. So how did we get here? The capitalist duopoly. The problem is not Republicans or Democrats. The problem is Republicans and Democrats. Both parties have spent decades using our government to enrich themselves and their corporate donors at our expense. They turned the US government into a money laundering organization for corporate America, the military-industrial complex, Israel, and the billionaire class. There is not a single thing our government does well for the people because its entire purpose is to serve the rich. Now here’s the part MAGA does not want to hear, but it is the truth: Trump was never the solution to any of this. His form of populism has always been fake & leaned on nationalist rhetoric to appeal to white working class voters without any substantive policies to improve life for anyone outside the richest 1%. Trump knew the system was corrupt and that people were struggling, but he never intended to actually do anything about it. Instead he took advantage of people who rightly lost faith in a system that only serves the elite by selling them the exact same corrupt system, only he covered it in bright red MAGA paint. Now here’s the part Blue MAGA does not want to hear, but it’s the truth: The Democrats are not the solution to any of this either. Things didn’t get better under Biden because Democrats serve the same corrupt capitalist and imperialist system that Republicans do. Biden funding a genocide and betraying railroad workers should have made this clear. Democrats certainly love to use nicer rhetoric than Republicans, but this is only to deceive the public from the party’s true purpose, which is to serve capital and betray workers. So where does that leave us? What is the solution when both parties are this corrupt and exist to serve the rich, not the people? The solution is we desperately need a new system that puts people over profits. And since the elites who control both parties will never let us vote for that system, we’re going to have to rise up together and fight for it!show more

🚨EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM CHESNYY CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS (aka the living... room floor)🚨 I, Chesnyy von Tolerates-A-Lot, Professional Service Rottie, Holder of Multiple PhDs in Not Murdering Puppies, have discovered the ultimate life hack: getting PAID IN LIVER to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING while a tiny terrorist attempts daily assassination. Human is trying to teach the walking felony currently known as “Kenji” (11 weeks old, 47 counts of attempted leg theft) how to sit for longer than a TikTok video. Payment schedule: freeze-dried liver every 3–4 seconds. That’s not training. That’s a CRYPTO MINING RIG made of treats. My job? Sit next to the gremlin like a very expensive garden gnome. Human says “Chesnyy, hug.” I gracefully extend one paw, bestow a gentle boop on his shoulder like I’m blessing the peasants, and—JACKPOT. JACKPOT. JACKPOT. Liver pours from the heavens like I just hit the slots in doggy Vegas. I don’t even have to twitch. I’m getting filthy rich on pure vibes.This is passive income so passive it’s basically a coma with benefits. Downside? The gremlin hears “touch” and translates it to “ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CHESNYY BUFFET.” He launches himself like a heat-seeking missile, and tries to remove my entire forearm with his collection of sewing-needle teeth. I do not flinch. I do not break sit. I stare straight ahead like a British guard watching a tourist make a fool of themselves. I collect my salary. I mentally update my LinkedIn: “Experienced in high-risk treat acquisition.” Human thinks she’s training the puppy. Wrong. I have engineered the perfect Ponzi scheme where the only victim is my patience and the only winner is my treat belly. Attached: undeniable video proof of me becoming a millionaire while a sentient chainsaw attempts to saw me in half. Like if you’d sell your soul for freeze-dried liver. RT if I deserve combat pay, a medal, and early retirement. Comment the most ridiculous “job” you’ve ever done for food. Quote with your own “calm big dog vs. tiny war criminal” footage — I need to know I’m not alone in this hostage situation. I’m exhausted from all this… existing. Send reinforcements. Or a liver subscription. Or therapy. (Definitely more liver.) Respectfully submitting my resignation (never), Chesnyy Chief Executive of Treats, Tolerator of Tiny Terrors, Future Liver Billionaire #ServiceRottie #RottiePuppy #TreatPonziScheme #BigSisterTrauma #HazardPayNow #SendLiverOrElseshow more