Could be doing better if I was being swallowed... whole 😩show more

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP NAILS IT: "They call me KING... now, do you believe it? No king. I'm such a king, I can't get a ballroom approved! Pretty amazing, right?" "If I was a king, we'd be doing a lot more. I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king!" 🤣show more

Trump on Iran: We are doing very well, I... would say better than anybody expected could be done.show more

“Aye I wouldn’t be doing that if I was... you” ahh carshow more

I don too sabi this baseball wella... If I... be high staker I for win better money .. on God😩😊show more

If Karate Kid was filmed today, I could see... this ending being a possibility: 😑show more

🐰: just one day… 💜: if you and i... could be together 🐰: just one day… 💜: if you and i could hold hands 🐰: *takes his in-ear out to hear armys better* 🐰: just one day… 💜: if you and i could be together 🐰: 🥰🥰🎤show more

Noah at 20: “If I could make 0 dollars... and if I could play for 0 people and have one person tell me that my song meant something to them, I would be fulfilled for the rest of my life” THIS MAN JUST ANNOUNCED A SHOW IN A 90K CAP STADIUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭show more

Being better. Doing better. Knowing better. Heard you, Issa! #GoldenGlobes

if i could stare at madison beer’s face for... the whole day, i would.show more

For a second I thought maybe I was doing... it wrong my whole life.... then I was like nope.show more

POV i would live under my gf skin if... i could 😩 #rizz #gfshow more

Would it be better if she was ugly? :((

“…. if I could combine like the whole Mariah,... Whitney thing and Madonna, Janet and combine it into one artist, I don’t think it has ever done before and if I could do that then umm I think I’d be very cool..” - Christina Aguilera in 1999.show more

🐔: “If I was a dude I’d be so... f*cking horny this whole time” 😂😂😂 #kfpshow more