Dear Apple, I’m unsurprised and shocked at the same time.

I’m impressed and confused at the same time

I’m confused and impressed at the same time

I’m dating multiple men at the same time, but... I’m not sleeping with multiple men at the same time — Ms DSFshow more

guess I’m a blessing and a problem at the... same timeshow more

Ig I’m everything n nothin at the same time

I’m a proud Czech, I’m a proud European. I’m... proud to be both at the same time and for this I will always be thankful.show more

My son’s Daniel Boone and I’m John Stewart and... we are under attack by the Shawnee and the Cherokee at the same time.show more

This brother with Down syndrome meeting his baby sister... for the first time ❤️ I’m smiling and crying at the same time 😭show more

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME❗️ AT THE SAME DAMN... TIME❗️ AT THE SAME DAMN TIME❗️ AT THE SAME DAMN TIME❗️ AT THE SAME DAMN TIME❗️ #ppnaravit #williamjkpshow more

Been offline all day, but I’m back now and... ready to piss off everyone at the same time.show more

and at the same time

Even after a whole year at Bayern learning off... one of the best ST’s of all time in Kane, Jackson still remains the same old Jackson Dear oh dear…show more

When I’m emperor, both of these are gonna exist... at the same timeshow more

chan describing hyunjin 🐺 jiniret? he looks exactly the... same, he even acts the same 🐺 i actually watch ferret videos a lot. even time, i’m shocked because they’re identical 🐺 long. flexible. cute.show more

“I’m what happens when you get Michael Jordan, Michael... Jackson, and Mike Ditka at the same time” - Trick Williams #WWEChambershow more

Karl Anthony Towns head-butted two 76ers at the same... time I’m CRYIN 😂😂show more

“i’m extroverted. yeah, but some people do, not everyone?... am i extroverted? but i’m also introverted, and i’m extroverted, and i’m introverted all at the same time. i’m just funny—i’m joking. yeah i’m kind of funny” LMAOOOOO ROSÉ 😭😭show more

hungry and angry at the same time

shibal and f%%k at the same time

He won and lost at the same time