“Expecting an algorithmic description to instantiate the quality it... maps is like expecting the mathematical formula of gravity to physically exert weight.”show more

Was not expecting her to jump out of the... water like that 😳show more

half expecting it to just end like this

I wasn't expecting it to look like that at... the end... wait for it. 😭😂show more

I wasn't expecting it to look like that at... the end... wait for just fun. 😭😂show more

I wasn't expecting it to look like that at... the end... wait for just fun. 😭😂show more

That is the last thing they were expecting to see

“it’s a mario movie for kids! were you expecting... it to have a deep plot???” and then the movie is paced like this:show more

Wasn’t expecting it to look like that . .... . #pecs #chest #bodybuilding #muscle #gymshow more

That is the last thing I was expecting to... come outshow more

The reaction to this is ridiculous. These are warriors... competing at the highest level. In an 80-minute physical contest there will always be comments, niggle and a bit of shithousery. Expecting players to behave like ballerinas is naive.show more

The military standard is to don your gas mask... within 9 seconds of an alert. Easy-ish to do when you're expecting it. Not so fast when you're in the middle of doing something and caught unaware. Trivia: Who is the first to remove their mask to test if the situation is clear?show more

me listening to Maid of Honor expecting it to... be all cute and PG because it had drake's mom as the cover art😭show more

she wasn't expecting bro to tell the truth

The pigeon wasn’t expecting the plane to be that fast.

Johnny Depp was expecting the shot to be water,... but it turned out to be real rum.show more

Johnny Depp was expecting the shot to be water,... but it turned out to be real rumshow more

Was not expecting her to create a tsunami like... that when she landed in the water!show more

Buster Olney says the Padres are expecting to send... Manny to the minors??show more