he could cheat and i’d be the one apologizing

Single, cuz I’d rather be the MF you cheat... with and not on😏🤷🏾‍♂️show more

Demisux wishes she didn’t cheat on Adin Ross so... he could gift her a G-Wagon as he bought his current girlfriend one 💀show more

Namjoon apologizing to Jungkook bc he wont be able... to see him off when he enlists and Taehyung apologizing to Jimin bc he wont be able to see him off when he enlists THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHATshow more

Michael Keaton says he could fight Danny DeVito and... Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Danny is the one I’d worry about. He’d creep up behind you, and he has the height advantage because he’s so small. The other guy I would just put away. He’s too slow.”show more

he could step on me & i’d apologize

“…. if I could combine like the whole Mariah,... Whitney thing and Madonna, Janet and combine it into one artist, I don’t think it has ever done before and if I could do that then umm I think I’d be very cool..” - Christina Aguilera in 1999.show more

he kept apologizing because he couldn't just take pics... with everyone but someone was screaming as he was about to go in so he came back 😭😭😭 HE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER HOW COULD ANYONE EVER BE MEAN TO HIMshow more

Kieffer Moore is a Championship cheat code. He could... 47 and still scoring goals at this level 🙌show more

I’d be skinny… BUT my claustrophobia could never 😭

MINA DOING THE "CAN'T WE JUST BE CUTE" AEGYO... AND APOLOGIZING AFTER 😭😭show more

i’d cheat just for him to beat me

kyungsoo said he wants sehun as his partner for... the pajama-switching mission 🥺 🐧 good thing there is a pair for this~ okay! 👤 who are you hoping to be paired with? 🐧 me? i’d pick sehunnie! i think he could fool these three~ i think he really could~ but this one (sehun)… i don’t think i could fool him~ because he catches on really fast~show more

🚨 NEW: TRUMP V. OBAMA? 💀🥊 REPORTER: “If you... were allowed to run for a third term is there a thought that the Democrats could run Barack Obama?” TRUMP: “I’d love that. Ooo I’d love that. Boy that would be a good one. I’d like that.”show more

Could I be the one….

He could be the one. 🥹 Miley Cyrus and... her fiancé Maxx Morando were all loved up during her Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.show more

Without a doubt I’d be the one with a... box on my headshow more