He only did that because he’s not allowed to... lynch her.show more

Of course he did, because he’s not a hater

Tom Lynch is allowed to do whatever he wants... and its not a free kick, apparently #AFLSaintsTigersshow more

He only did that because he was smaller

You are not allowed to play Forsaken because only... babies play itshow more

jen making an effort to tell jaem that he’s... stepping away because he’s hot and not because he wants him to stop touching him MANNNNNN. FUCKshow more

One of Drake’s biggest flaws is the angles he... takes when dissin’ people. He’s always putting himself in a tough position because he’s the wrong messenger to say some of the shit he says. We have receipts, dawg. In the words of LeBron… “Not YOU… Anybody else, but not YOU… YOU don’t say that… YOU ain’t allowed to say that”show more

//tadc ep 7 spoilers we know now that jax... doesn't actually WANT to leave the circus, meaning pomni's attempt to persuade him here only works because he wanted to be around her, not because he wanted to leaveshow more

Our 20 year old English sub asked us for... his key back because he’s been dating a girl that he really likes and he’s thinking about quitting findom. We laughed in his face and dangled his keys telling him that he’s not allowed to eat for the next week for being so cheeky. 😝show more

Coleman: I am here because I will not be... there listening to lies — lies about what he claims he did, lies about what he’s doing now, and lies about what he’s going to promise in the future.show more

#PrinceWilliam did a podcast so guess who else does... one? Of course the #DoucheofSussex who stumbles over his own name. He looks almost shocked that he made a joke and people laughed-imagine what life is like in Montecito? All attention is on #MeghanMarkle at all times, the whole atmosphere depends on her mood, and he’s not allowed to joke around because it’s not funny unless Markle says it’s funny. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblemshow more

She’s only doing that because he was raised to... not put his hands on a female.show more

fuck...yorch said he wanted to do a tiktok challenge... with leo and sangwon but apparently he's not allowed to for some reason :(( no wonder he only did a tiktok challenge with junmin :((show more

He said only gay cops are allowed to pull... him over Guess what the cop did 😆show more

This is very hilarious because not only did he... have to do more to get the robot copy but just found out that after all that the robot got mechanical failure and it blows up #phineasandferbshow more

THE FACT THAT HE BROKE THE DOOR NOT BECAUSE... HE WAS HURT BUT BECAUSE HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH HER HE HAD TO GO BACK AND KISS HER #EşrefRüya #EşSanshow more

he’s lying i did not say that