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That moment #MeghanMarkle realized that NOBODY showed up for her speech. She is terrible at hiding her mask slips and flashes of anger-you can always see it front and center. #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter #MeghanIsTheProblem

That moment #MeghanMarkle realized that NOBODY showed up for her speech. She is terrible at hiding her mask slips and flashes of anger-you can always see it front and center. #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter #MeghanIsTheProblem

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You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day… During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day… During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

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#MeghanMarkle’s fave is the orange marmalade with no orange. Yeah right, she just needs to move the jars of orange-less marmalade. Harry once again has no identity besides “my husband”-I’m sure she thinks it’s endearing but it’s proprietary and weird. She rarely says his name. It’s “Aitch” or “my husband”. Lily comes first of course (most people list their kids by age, it’s a natural reflex) and Archie is an annoying anamoly of an afterthought. He like both. #MeghanMarkle gives herself away every time. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

#MeghanMarkle’s fave is the orange marmalade with no orange. Yeah right, she just needs to move the jars of orange-less marmalade. Harry once again has no identity besides “my husband”-I’m sure she thinks it’s endearing but it’s proprietary and weird. She rarely says his name. It’s “Aitch” or “my husband”. Lily comes first of course (most people list their kids by age, it’s a natural reflex) and Archie is an annoying anamoly of an afterthought. He like both. #MeghanMarkle gives herself away every time. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

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These pants are REEEDICULOUS. Is #MeghanMarkle has got to be trolling or joking because they’re awful. There’s nothing flattering about these massive bell bottom/wide legged pants and it just adds to her inability to look…nice. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

These pants are REEEDICULOUS. Is #MeghanMarkle has got to be trolling or joking because they’re awful. There’s nothing flattering about these massive bell bottom/wide legged pants and it just adds to her inability to look…nice. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

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How do you muck up acting so badly with something this basic? #MeghanMarkle shows us why she never made it past number 7 on the call sheet for a cable tv show. Terrible terrible acting. #MeghanIsTheProblem #asever #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

How do you muck up acting so badly with something this basic? #MeghanMarkle shows us why she never made it past number 7 on the call sheet for a cable tv show. Terrible terrible acting. #MeghanIsTheProblem #asever #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

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Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew…he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. 🎥: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew…he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. 🎥: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

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I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

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#MeghanMarkle finally attempted to brush the little girls hair-no one can tell me she’s not reading everything online. This clip is strange. That’s a big 4 year old. But again, focusing on the little girl with Archie as an afterthought l. Strangest mothering I’ve ever seen. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke

#MeghanMarkle finally attempted to brush the little girls hair-no one can tell me she’s not reading everything online. This clip is strange. That’s a big 4 year old. But again, focusing on the little girl with Archie as an afterthought l. Strangest mothering I’ve ever seen. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke

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So I’ve had a minute to think about this ego driven vanity clip #MeghanMarkle dropped for #asever and I have questions. •this seems like a rebrand. Why are there no new products? These are the same products since launch. Same packaging. She has not added anything new besides limited edition crap. •why does it feel like a low rent fashion reel? She wears no less than 8 outfits worth over $100,000, never MIND the jewelry. What is “as ever” about this? She picks up a few jars of as ever spread-BFD, it could be any brand. There’s nothing about this that makes you connect to the brand. •the acting is horrid. She looks so pretentious and awkward-she REALLY should have hired another person to be the face of the brand but we all know her ego would have never allowed that. Markle was a bad actor then and is still a bad actor. •is she selling clothing? Jewelry? It’s just so disjointed and Markle heavy that the focus is on her, not the brand. Brands do rebrands when they want to target a new audience, launch new product, recover from a PR crisis, or to stay fresh and relevant. This is not accomplishing those things-it’s weird and just an excuse for Markle to be on camera in a bunch of designer clothes she can now write off as a business expenses. I see you, girl. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

So I’ve had a minute to think about this ego driven vanity clip #MeghanMarkle dropped for #asever and I have questions. •this seems like a rebrand. Why are there no new products? These are the same products since launch. Same packaging. She has not added anything new besides limited edition crap. •why does it feel like a low rent fashion reel? She wears no less than 8 outfits worth over $100,000, never MIND the jewelry. What is “as ever” about this? She picks up a few jars of as ever spread-BFD, it could be any brand. There’s nothing about this that makes you connect to the brand. •the acting is horrid. She looks so pretentious and awkward-she REALLY should have hired another person to be the face of the brand but we all know her ego would have never allowed that. Markle was a bad actor then and is still a bad actor. •is she selling clothing? Jewelry? It’s just so disjointed and Markle heavy that the focus is on her, not the brand. Brands do rebrands when they want to target a new audience, launch new product, recover from a PR crisis, or to stay fresh and relevant. This is not accomplishing those things-it’s weird and just an excuse for Markle to be on camera in a bunch of designer clothes she can now write off as a business expenses. I see you, girl. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

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The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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#MeghanMarkle is going IN on the anniversary thing. Girl. It’s 8 years, not 20. The prove-it-game is going hard too-see? Harry DOES like me! We ARE in LOVE! Love how the kids were only going to sing to her until she threw Papa in there. Must be used to everything always being about Markle in that house. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan

#MeghanMarkle is going IN on the anniversary thing. Girl. It’s 8 years, not 20. The prove-it-game is going hard too-see? Harry DOES like me! We ARE in LOVE! Love how the kids were only going to sing to her until she threw Papa in there. Must be used to everything always being about Markle in that house. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan

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Harry crashed a group of bereaved parents who are suing tech giants over the deaths of their children as a result of online interactions-I’m not sure why he’s waving his arms around like that? But that oddity s all I can focus on. What are you doing, man? It’s sad to see him project his own issues and paranoia towards media onto parents who’ve endured the loss of children. I don’t know what he thinks he has in common with these parents but I assure you-he doesn’t. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #HarryMountbattenWindsor

Harry crashed a group of bereaved parents who are suing tech giants over the deaths of their children as a result of online interactions-I’m not sure why he’s waving his arms around like that? But that oddity s all I can focus on. What are you doing, man? It’s sad to see him project his own issues and paranoia towards media onto parents who’ve endured the loss of children. I don’t know what he thinks he has in common with these parents but I assure you-he doesn’t. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #HarryMountbattenWindsor

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Does anyone else see the irony here? Just me or nah? #MeghanMarkle giving a speech about how dangerous the internet and social media is for kids while constantly putting her children out on…social media. The hypocrisy is mind blowing. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite

Does anyone else see the irony here? Just me or nah? #MeghanMarkle giving a speech about how dangerous the internet and social media is for kids while constantly putting her children out on…social media. The hypocrisy is mind blowing. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite

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SNL dragged #HarryandMeghan and it was HILARIOUS-I’m sure #MeghanMarkle is glitching and saying “racism misogyny racism misogyny” while rocking in a corner because she can’t take a joke and face she’s a punchline. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

SNL dragged #HarryandMeghan and it was HILARIOUS-I’m sure #MeghanMarkle is glitching and saying “racism misogyny racism misogyny” while rocking in a corner because she can’t take a joke and face she’s a punchline. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

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Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway-she was a single mother waitressing when she met Crown Prince Haakon of Norway-a commoner who’d led a somewhat tumultuous life, had a young son but executed one of the most perfect curtsies to Queen Elizabeth I’d ever seen-yet #MeghanMarkle pretends to not know how #MeghanIsTheProblem

Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway-she was a single mother waitressing when she met Crown Prince Haakon of Norway-a commoner who’d led a somewhat tumultuous life, had a young son but executed one of the most perfect curtsies to Queen Elizabeth I’d ever seen-yet #MeghanMarkle pretends to not know how #MeghanIsTheProblem

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#MeghanMarkle Feb 2019 at the Endeavor Fund Awards-she’s trying to make a friend, it looks like, giggling and having some girl talk-but what’s interesting is when she leans forward. Part of her bump just….disappears. Immediately the hand goes to the bump, as usual. #HarryAndMeghan

#MeghanMarkle Feb 2019 at the Endeavor Fund Awards-she’s trying to make a friend, it looks like, giggling and having some girl talk-but what’s interesting is when she leans forward. Part of her bump just….disappears. Immediately the hand goes to the bump, as usual. #HarryAndMeghan

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This is funny-Princess Markle goes to grab Prince Doofus’ hand, but he’s really not having it and is ready to hug a lamp post if it’ll give him an excuse to let go. This kinda discombobulates #PrincessMarkle, so she starts nervously and aimlessly wandering, looking for someone who’s space she can invade. It’s fascinating. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #CaliforniaWildfires #HarryandMeghanPRtragedyVultures #HarryAndMeghanAreGhouls #HarryAndMeghanAreTragedyTourists

This is funny-Princess Markle goes to grab Prince Doofus’ hand, but he’s really not having it and is ready to hug a lamp post if it’ll give him an excuse to let go. This kinda discombobulates #PrincessMarkle, so she starts nervously and aimlessly wandering, looking for someone who’s space she can invade. It’s fascinating. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #CaliforniaWildfires #HarryandMeghanPRtragedyVultures #HarryAndMeghanAreGhouls #HarryAndMeghanAreTragedyTourists

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Let’s go back to one of the most pivotal moments in the failure that was Faux Royal Colombian tour . This is when VP Francia Márquez knew what a MASSIVE error in judgement it was to invite these two. You clearly see #MeghanMarkle hugging and getting close to the VP’s baby daddy-Márquez sees this and RUSHES at Markle causing Harry to step between and put his arm out. Latinas don’t play about their men-Markle is lucky her extensions weren’t ripped from her head. Márquez put on a civil face for the rest of the visit but you KNOW her partner heard about it. I wouldn’t be shocked if something was said to Markle behind the scenes. You don’t get touchy feely with another woman’s partner unless you’re prepared to throw hands, especially on other cultures. I thought she grew up in LA? #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

Let’s go back to one of the most pivotal moments in the failure that was Faux Royal Colombian tour . This is when VP Francia Márquez knew what a MASSIVE error in judgement it was to invite these two. You clearly see #MeghanMarkle hugging and getting close to the VP’s baby daddy-Márquez sees this and RUSHES at Markle causing Harry to step between and put his arm out. Latinas don’t play about their men-Markle is lucky her extensions weren’t ripped from her head. Márquez put on a civil face for the rest of the visit but you KNOW her partner heard about it. I wouldn’t be shocked if something was said to Markle behind the scenes. You don’t get touchy feely with another woman’s partner unless you’re prepared to throw hands, especially on other cultures. I thought she grew up in LA? #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

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This is one of the biggest mask slips #MeghanMarkle has ever dropped. When she says “can you just tell them the truth? Can you just say to the world…” then lists her gripes and lies-you see the passive aggressive, bitchy, sanctimonious person that she really is. She’s saying that because Archie didn’t have an HRH, the traditional hospital photos leaving after birth weren’t part of the tradition. Only if they’re an HRR/Prince/ss. Better tell Edward and Sophie-Princess Anne too, since she STARTED the tradition with Zara who had no title. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAMeanGirl #MeghanIsTheProblem

This is one of the biggest mask slips #MeghanMarkle has ever dropped. When she says “can you just tell them the truth? Can you just say to the world…” then lists her gripes and lies-you see the passive aggressive, bitchy, sanctimonious person that she really is. She’s saying that because Archie didn’t have an HRH, the traditional hospital photos leaving after birth weren’t part of the tradition. Only if they’re an HRR/Prince/ss. Better tell Edward and Sophie-Princess Anne too, since she STARTED the tradition with Zara who had no title. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsAMeanGirl #MeghanIsTheProblem

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