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Harryās āhumorā. Itās not really funny-itās insults disguised as humor and only shows his mile wide mean streak. Insinuating the podcast host canāt spell, telling John Travolta heās been ādining outā on dancing with Diana (Harrys been exploiting Diana since 2020), insinuating the other podcast host isnāt manly enough to grow a beard, and asking if his hosts children are all with the same partner. Itās gross. Itās not funny, itās mean, and itās a tactic to mask cruelty and test boundaries. Itās also his go-to. Embarrassing. #HarryMarkle #HarryandMeghan #DoucheofSussex #PrinceShirleyofEngland #MeghanMarkle
Princess CarParkle š57,333 views ⢠2 days ago

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-thatās because heās likely already seen them earlier in the day. You donāt curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle š569,874 views ⢠1 month ago

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something Iāve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle š2,436,118 views ⢠5 months ago

The #PrincessofWales at #Wimbledon today with the #PrinceofWales, #PrinceGeorge and #PrincessCharlotte. She introduces the children as āGeorge and Charlotteā which I love-she could have used their titles but sheās not pretentious like that. Relatable and down to earth. #PrincessCatherine
Princess CarParkle š66,733 views ⢠6 days ago

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. Sheās giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š6,004,784 views ⢠1 year ago

Savannah and Isla Phillips with Georgina Sperling greet the bride to help her walk into the church. You get a much better look at her dress and veil-the dress is really pretty. It IS her second wedding, but I feel like itās a good choice. Not BLINDING white, simple fit-the veil isnāt outrageous. She looks beautiful. The bridesmaids dresses are gorgeous, the girls look stunning. #RoyalWedding #PeterPhillips #HarrietSperling
Princess CarParkle š351,805 views ⢠1 month ago

Letās not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But sheās a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle š8,424,087 views ⢠2 years ago

How can you treat a man who cared enough to do this for you on your wedding day so horribly? Charles was there when #MeghanMarkleās father couldnāt be (she was never letting him show up, heart attack or not) but all Charles knew at the time was sheād be alone so he offered to walk her down the aisle to his son. He paid for her wardrobe. He gave her an 18k gold Cartier diamond tennis bracelet as a wedding gift. He paid for the ceremony, flowers, music and decorations. He added touches that he thought sheād appreciate that honored her background. Then as soon as she could, she turned on her own husbands father. Just so gross. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle š363,316 views ⢠1 month ago

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghanās faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her āeverything is FINEā fake smile plastered on her face-itās just perfection š
Princess CarParkle š4,313,829 views ⢠1 year ago

#MeghanMarkleās Reitmanās commercial does nothing for her likability and relatability factor. And I guarantee only in a commercial did anyone ever say hey! Youāre Meghan Markle!ā Because Iām pretty up on my pop culture, and I had NEVER heard her name a day in my life before Harry started dating her. Iād heard of Suits, but not her. Shit, even Harry hadnāt heard of her 𤣠#HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š183,741 views ⢠29 days ago

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicolaās body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle š1,126,715 views ⢠5 months ago
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Remember when #HarryandMeghan went to Scotland and met the Shetland pony whoās the mascot of the Royal Regiment of Scotland? The pony nipped at Aitch and he swatted it, then kept grabbing at its lips? You could see he was angered that the pony dare nip him, and was passive aggressively picking at it while #MeghanMarkle giggled nervously? I do. Fun times. #HarryandMeghanAreLosers
Princess CarParkle š182,270 views ⢠1 month ago

OOO Spike Lee is NOT an Aitch fan-what an awkward and hostile interaction. Lee says something to Harry, Harry goes to shake his hand, Lee dodges the shake and points at him-Harry puts his hand on Leeās stomach (??) and eventually grabs his hand to shake it, but Lee is NOT happy and looks to be almost yelling at Harry as Harry makes a quick exit. What was THAT about? Iād love to have been a fly on the wall š¤£š¤£ #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #TheDoucheofSussex #HarryIsALoser
Princess CarParkle š177,402 views ⢠1 month ago

The #PrincessofWales competed in the #ThreePeaksChallenge-climbing the 3 highest mountains in Scotland, England and Wales-Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike, and Snowden. Itās generally done within 24 hours. The Princess competed for charity, secretly raising funds for Royal Marsden Cancer Center where she received her own treatment for the disease. Iām sorry, but that is BADASS. To fight cancer, complete treatment and come back to climb the 3 highest peaks in the U.K. is incredible. She completed the hiking legs solo, carrying her own gear. After hiking 23 miles (37 km) and a total elevation gain of 10,052 feet (3,064 meters) she was met at the finish line by her husband and 3 children. Thatās amazing-she must feel so accomplished and strong. So proud of her. #PrinceofPrincessofWales #PrincessCatherine
Princess CarParkle š101,557 views ⢠20 days ago

The #PrinceofWales conducted an official Investiture Ceremony on behalf of the King today at Windsor Castle-what strikes me is the look on everyoneās faces. The happiness, the love, the respect they all have for Prince William is written all over them, as well as the joy & pride in being recognized for their contributions. The woman in the red dress pulled off one of the classiest curtsies of all time, too. #WindsorCastle #PrinceWilliam #KingCharles #RoyalFamily
Princess CarParkle š110,843 views ⢠24 days ago

Itās hard to ignore #MeghanMarkleās expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical š) but she perks right up talking about Liliās āblue blue eyesā and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what weāve seen of either child they donāt look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle š1,840,725 views ⢠1 year ago

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aideās hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all sheās focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle š1,891,560 views ⢠1 year ago

#MeghanMarkle cannot hide her annoyance when Harry publicly admits heād never heard of her. The jaw juts out, then clenches in the first clip, then in the second her lips are tight and her jaw is tense. All because Aitch had never heard of a Z list cable actress. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š128,854 views ⢠29 days ago

Iām just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but yāall can just let the comments rip. I got nothinā. šššš this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I donāt think itās going to do what they think itās going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle š1,503,159 views ⢠1 year ago