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This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem

This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem

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Let’s NEVER forget #MeghanMarkle snickering when 3 year old Princess Charlotte slipped on the balcony at Trooping the Colour. That’s who she is-laughing when people fall. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

Let’s NEVER forget #MeghanMarkle snickering when 3 year old Princess Charlotte slipped on the balcony at Trooping the Colour. That’s who she is-laughing when people fall. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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During the 2018 Trooping the Colour, Camilla executes a flawless power move. When everyone is entering the balcony, #MeghanMarkle makes a beeline for the Queen, probably to be standing next to her because she knows the value of that photograph. The Duchess of Cornwall says “not today, grasshopper” and expertly blocks that visual from happening. Well played, Camilla, well played. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

During the 2018 Trooping the Colour, Camilla executes a flawless power move. When everyone is entering the balcony, #MeghanMarkle makes a beeline for the Queen, probably to be standing next to her because she knows the value of that photograph. The Duchess of Cornwall says “not today, grasshopper” and expertly blocks that visual from happening. Well played, Camilla, well played. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day… During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day… During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

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Just in case you’re wondering what ACTUAL apple butter looks like-it’s not a runny gloppy mess. It’s smooth, thick and spreadable, kind of like a soft paste. Idk what that shit is that #asever is selling. #MeghanMarkle really thought “oh perfect! That’s some great apple butter!”

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Just in case you’re wondering what ACTUAL apple butter looks like-it’s not a runny gloppy mess. It’s smooth, thick and spreadable, kind of like a soft paste. Idk what that shit is that #asever is selling. #MeghanMarkle really thought “oh perfect! That’s some great apple butter!”

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I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

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This is one of the best examples of #MeghanMarkle not respecting personal space and not giving a shit because of her optics. This poor woman could not have been any more uncomfortable-her expressions and body language are screaming “get away from me” but the Douchess doesn’t care. She has no concept of personal space. #MeghanIsTheProblem 🎥: Revealing

This is one of the best examples of #MeghanMarkle not respecting personal space and not giving a shit because of her optics. This poor woman could not have been any more uncomfortable-her expressions and body language are screaming “get away from me” but the Douchess doesn’t care. She has no concept of personal space. #MeghanIsTheProblem 🎥: Revealing

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Imagine how IMPORTANT #MeghanMarkle felt with SIX bodyguards at her debut with Harry at Invictus? I really REALLY think six bodyguards was a bit excessive but he had to impress her with his Prince-ness. And now she thinks that’s what she needs 24/7. #HarryandMeghan

Imagine how IMPORTANT #MeghanMarkle felt with SIX bodyguards at her debut with Harry at Invictus? I really REALLY think six bodyguards was a bit excessive but he had to impress her with his Prince-ness. And now she thinks that’s what she needs 24/7. #HarryandMeghan

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#MeghanMarkle just can’t let Aitch have a moment. She says he’s very good at twirling 🤐can’t just stand back and let him interact. We have the seal clap and then an awkward attempt at hugging the little girl. She acts like she’s never been around kids a day in her life. We know she has-she is just so incredibly uneasy around kids. Perhaps because they’re unpredictable and she can’t really control the environment? Idk. #HarryandMeghan #DoucheandDouchess

#MeghanMarkle just can’t let Aitch have a moment. She says he’s very good at twirling 🤐can’t just stand back and let him interact. We have the seal clap and then an awkward attempt at hugging the little girl. She acts like she’s never been around kids a day in her life. We know she has-she is just so incredibly uneasy around kids. Perhaps because they’re unpredictable and she can’t really control the environment? Idk. #HarryandMeghan #DoucheandDouchess

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The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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The #PrincessofWales and #PrincessCharlotte leaving Wimbledon. I appreciate how their security gives them space but are still very present-fun fact: the lady fanning herself is Raye, the singer. #PrincessCatherine #RoyalFamily

The #PrincessofWales and #PrincessCharlotte leaving Wimbledon. I appreciate how their security gives them space but are still very present-fun fact: the lady fanning herself is Raye, the singer. #PrincessCatherine #RoyalFamily

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Oh wow. #MeghanMarkle stomping on to the set, clapping awkwardly and waving at…nobody? This is going to be a complete shitshow 😂 #MeghanIsTheProblem 🎥: Queen Esther

Oh wow. #MeghanMarkle stomping on to the set, clapping awkwardly and waving at…nobody? This is going to be a complete shitshow 😂 #MeghanIsTheProblem 🎥: Queen Esther

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#MeghanMarkle still refusing to say Harry’s name while he’s standing right there. She either really hates his name or really enjoys stripping him of his identity. It’s weird. She’s weird. #HarryandMeghan

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#MeghanMarkle still refusing to say Harry’s name while he’s standing right there. She either really hates his name or really enjoys stripping him of his identity. It’s weird. She’s weird. #HarryandMeghan

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#MeghanMarkle dances like an elderly white woman. Out of time snaps, cringe galor. No rhythm whatsoever. #HarryandMeghan So how much did they donate to the foundation?

#MeghanMarkle dances like an elderly white woman. Out of time snaps, cringe galor. No rhythm whatsoever. #HarryandMeghan So how much did they donate to the foundation?

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No pretense, just “a lot of people call me Catherine”. This woman was born for the job. William chose well-Diana would be so proud. #PrinceandPrincessofWales #PrincessCatherine #PrinceWilliam

No pretense, just “a lot of people call me Catherine”. This woman was born for the job. William chose well-Diana would be so proud. #PrinceandPrincessofWales #PrincessCatherine #PrinceWilliam

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#MeghanMarkle directing David Foster and Katharine McPhee at his own gala, then cackling away. She LOVES the attention from the camera and red carpets-she does that whole overemoting “that crazy husband of mine” laugh-it’s too much and phony AF. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

#MeghanMarkle directing David Foster and Katharine McPhee at his own gala, then cackling away. She LOVES the attention from the camera and red carpets-she does that whole overemoting “that crazy husband of mine” laugh-it’s too much and phony AF. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew…he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. 🎥: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew…he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. 🎥: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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The lizard queen strikes again. I’ll never understand. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

The lizard queen strikes again. I’ll never understand. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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#PrinceGeorge and #PrincessCharlotte speaking. His voice is getting deep! They’re such well mannered, sweet kids. The #PrinceandPrincessofWales are doing a great job.

#PrinceGeorge and #PrincessCharlotte speaking. His voice is getting deep! They’re such well mannered, sweet kids. The #PrinceandPrincessofWales are doing a great job.

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#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenie’s wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away “is she pregnant?” because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenie’s wedding. #HarryandMeghan
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#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenie’s wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away “is she pregnant?” because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenie’s wedding. #HarryandMeghan

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Here’s a fun blast from the past. Nov 18, 2018 #HarryandMeghan attended the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium. The Douchess wore a $1,149 Safiyaa bustier top (she “added” straps) and $1,010 fishtail skirt. I’d think London in November is chilly at night but what do I know. That’s not the best part tho. It’s the itchy crotch for me. Scratching your pooter on a global stage is a choice. She wasn’t even sneaky about it-nor was she sneaky about scratching the itch in Jamaica at the Inskip wedding. Listen, I get it. We get itches. But use your clutch as a shield? Use the table as cover? Or don’t. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
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Here’s a fun blast from the past. Nov 18, 2018 #HarryandMeghan attended the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium. The Douchess wore a $1,149 Safiyaa bustier top (she “added” straps) and $1,010 fishtail skirt. I’d think London in November is chilly at night but what do I know. That’s not the best part tho. It’s the itchy crotch for me. Scratching your pooter on a global stage is a choice. She wasn’t even sneaky about it-nor was she sneaky about scratching the itch in Jamaica at the Inskip wedding. Listen, I get it. We get itches. But use your clutch as a shield? Use the table as cover? Or don’t. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan

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148,908 views • 5 days ago

This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem
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This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem

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122,520 views • 10 days ago

Watching #MeghanMarkle rushing ahead of Harry to the engagement photo call. Do you think she’s so eager because she’s so in love or because she secured the Spare? #HarryandMeghan
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Watching #MeghanMarkle rushing ahead of Harry to the engagement photo call. Do you think she’s so eager because she’s so in love or because she secured the Spare? #HarryandMeghan

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105,338 views • 9 days ago

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something I’ve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
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I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something I’ve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham

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2,436,118 views • 7 months ago

#MeghanMarkle tries twice to herd/direct Harry to sign the book-he ignores her both times but pays attention to the guy directing him. She gets impatient with him for screwing around before signing/joking with the blond woman, messing around with the book and kidding around with the guy-she’s not amused. She takes the pen while moving Aitch out of the way with her body and signs her name with the usual dramatic flourish, Harry comments on it which she doesn’t appear to appreciate. You really notice all of the passive aggression and annoyance. #HarryandMeghan
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#MeghanMarkle tries twice to herd/direct Harry to sign the book-he ignores her both times but pays attention to the guy directing him. She gets impatient with him for screwing around before signing/joking with the blond woman, messing around with the book and kidding around with the guy-she’s not amused. She takes the pen while moving Aitch out of the way with her body and signs her name with the usual dramatic flourish, Harry comments on it which she doesn’t appear to appreciate. You really notice all of the passive aggression and annoyance. #HarryandMeghan

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99,306 views • 11 days ago

#MeghanMarkle was interviewed on Oct 1, 2019 in Johannesburg South Africa. There are a few notable things about this- •She actually says “Harry”, not “my husband” or “H”. •the “fire” in Archie’s nursery had occurred Sept 23, over a week prior, yet she gushes about how wonderful everyone has been about working around Archie. •she never really answers anything. A lot of filler words and nothing burgers. •she talks a lot, but offers nothing substantial. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
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#MeghanMarkle was interviewed on Oct 1, 2019 in Johannesburg South Africa. There are a few notable things about this- •She actually says “Harry”, not “my husband” or “H”. •the “fire” in Archie’s nursery had occurred Sept 23, over a week prior, yet she gushes about how wonderful everyone has been about working around Archie. •she never really answers anything. A lot of filler words and nothing burgers. •she talks a lot, but offers nothing substantial. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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141,536 views • 16 days ago

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. She’s giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
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Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. She’s giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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6,014,183 views • 1 year ago

One of the first Red Flags. A little boy walks up to #HarryandMeghan, obviously wanting to talk to/meet Harry who doesn’t see him. You know who does see him? #MeghanMarkle. She promptly ignores and turns her back on him-another young kid walks up and is standing next to her-her body language is…less than receptive. Idk if it was children that she found so irritating or Harry’s attention being diverted-but she was a jerk even then. #MeghanIsTheProblem
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One of the first Red Flags. A little boy walks up to #HarryandMeghan, obviously wanting to talk to/meet Harry who doesn’t see him. You know who does see him? #MeghanMarkle. She promptly ignores and turns her back on him-another young kid walks up and is standing next to her-her body language is…less than receptive. Idk if it was children that she found so irritating or Harry’s attention being diverted-but she was a jerk even then. #MeghanIsTheProblem

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221,263 views • 1 month ago

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-that’s because he’s likely already seen them earlier in the day. You don’t curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
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A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-that’s because he’s likely already seen them earlier in the day. You don’t curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla

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569,874 views • 2 months ago

Oct 2018 Fraser Island, Australia. #MeghanMarkle thought wearing this $218 dress from Reformation was appropriate-but damn was she wrong. The first issue was the fact it was see-thru. If she insisted on wearing it, she should have had it lined. Second issue? The thigh high slit. She fought with it almost the whole time, having to hold it closed. Third issue was the spaghetti straps. Way way way too casual and revealing for a Duchess on a Royal Engagement on behalf of the Queen. I’m sure she didn’t mind the Diana cosplay with the see thru skirt, except she was almost 20 years older than barely 19 year old Diana and knew better. That’s a dress you wear to a backyard picnic. Or a pool party. She looked uncomfortable and awkward and it was a terrible choice. #HarryandMeghan
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Oct 2018 Fraser Island, Australia. #MeghanMarkle thought wearing this $218 dress from Reformation was appropriate-but damn was she wrong. The first issue was the fact it was see-thru. If she insisted on wearing it, she should have had it lined. Second issue? The thigh high slit. She fought with it almost the whole time, having to hold it closed. Third issue was the spaghetti straps. Way way way too casual and revealing for a Duchess on a Royal Engagement on behalf of the Queen. I’m sure she didn’t mind the Diana cosplay with the see thru skirt, except she was almost 20 years older than barely 19 year old Diana and knew better. That’s a dress you wear to a backyard picnic. Or a pool party. She looked uncomfortable and awkward and it was a terrible choice. #HarryandMeghan

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154,532 views • 21 days ago

Let’s not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But she’s a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
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Let’s not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But she’s a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke

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8,424,087 views • 2 years ago

Remember back in Dec 2017, when #MeghanMarkle attended her first Christmas service at Sandringham with the Royal Family during her engagement (Catherine, Sarah, Sophie & Diana didn’t have their first public Christmas until AFTER their weddings-but Markle didn’t get special treatment) and could NOT keep her eyes and attention off of #PrinceWilliam-even ignoring Harry as he tried speaking to her. He noticed it too. She’s looking up at William like a lovesick teenager in a poop hat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
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Remember back in Dec 2017, when #MeghanMarkle attended her first Christmas service at Sandringham with the Royal Family during her engagement (Catherine, Sarah, Sophie & Diana didn’t have their first public Christmas until AFTER their weddings-but Markle didn’t get special treatment) and could NOT keep her eyes and attention off of #PrinceWilliam-even ignoring Harry as he tried speaking to her. He noticed it too. She’s looking up at William like a lovesick teenager in a poop hat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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191,878 views • 29 days ago

I feel like this is deja vue-haven’t we seen this before? A woman speaks before #MeghanMarkle wants her to and she’s given the Evil Look of Death? I mean, this isn’t her mom but she still got a version. This lucky recipient of the Markle Dagger is Lucy Turnbull, wife of the Prime Minister of Australia until 2018. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully
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I feel like this is deja vue-haven’t we seen this before? A woman speaks before #MeghanMarkle wants her to and she’s given the Evil Look of Death? I mean, this isn’t her mom but she still got a version. This lucky recipient of the Markle Dagger is Lucy Turnbull, wife of the Prime Minister of Australia until 2018. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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194,469 views • 1 month ago

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghan’s faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her “everything is FINE” fake smile plastered on her face-it’s just perfection 😂
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This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghan’s faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her “everything is FINE” fake smile plastered on her face-it’s just perfection 😂

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4,313,829 views • 1 year ago

#HarryandMeghan must have sat down right before they announced their engagement and decided to make hand-holding “their thing”. I have no problem with hand holding, at the appropriate times it’s just fine. However-walking in a Lying in State procession for the Queen of the Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith was NOT that time. It was also not the time when working-performing official engagements. Off the clock? Dry hump for all I care-but if you’re married and happen to work at the same office you’re not allowed to walk thru the halls holding hands. Grow up. It’s purely performative at this point, not believable and a little sad . #MeghanMarkle
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#HarryandMeghan must have sat down right before they announced their engagement and decided to make hand-holding “their thing”. I have no problem with hand holding, at the appropriate times it’s just fine. However-walking in a Lying in State procession for the Queen of the Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith was NOT that time. It was also not the time when working-performing official engagements. Off the clock? Dry hump for all I care-but if you’re married and happen to work at the same office you’re not allowed to walk thru the halls holding hands. Grow up. It’s purely performative at this point, not believable and a little sad . #MeghanMarkle

Princess CarParkle 👑

147,813 views • 25 days ago

July 10, 2018 at the RAF centenary at Westminster Abbey. First-you notice all of the senior Royal women are wearing light pastel colors-then there’s #MeghanMarkle in deep dark navy Dior that looked black-with a black bag and nude pumps which is insane-but even more insane is that walk. Idk if she was lost because she couldn’t double claw Harry’s arm but she’s walking like her shoes are too big or her knee is broken. Or it’s her first day in big girl heels? Idk. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
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July 10, 2018 at the RAF centenary at Westminster Abbey. First-you notice all of the senior Royal women are wearing light pastel colors-then there’s #MeghanMarkle in deep dark navy Dior that looked black-with a black bag and nude pumps which is insane-but even more insane is that walk. Idk if she was lost because she couldn’t double claw Harry’s arm but she’s walking like her shoes are too big or her knee is broken. Or it’s her first day in big girl heels? Idk. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

Princess CarParkle 👑

146,745 views • 26 days ago

One year ago, Harry couldn’t “see a world in which I’d be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point”. So what happened, Aitch? You want your American children more connected to their titles? You want to get in good with Pa before he dies? Shove #MeghanMarkle down their throats? That’s not going to work, Aitch. #HarryandMeghan
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One year ago, Harry couldn’t “see a world in which I’d be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point”. So what happened, Aitch? You want your American children more connected to their titles? You want to get in good with Pa before he dies? Shove #MeghanMarkle down their throats? That’s not going to work, Aitch. #HarryandMeghan

Princess CarParkle 👑

64,619 views • 12 days ago

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicola’s body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
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At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicola’s body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.

Princess CarParkle 👑

1,126,823 views • 7 months ago

This is hilarious. First-Harry was NOT a “helicopter pilot for 10 years”. He completed his co-pilot qualifications in 2012, qualified as an Apache commander in July 2013, and retired in January 2014. So idk where she’s getting ten years. Also-did she “supersede” her goals? Or did she “surpass” her goals? 🤡#MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanIstheProblem
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This is hilarious. First-Harry was NOT a “helicopter pilot for 10 years”. He completed his co-pilot qualifications in 2012, qualified as an Apache commander in July 2013, and retired in January 2014. So idk where she’s getting ten years. Also-did she “supersede” her goals? Or did she “surpass” her goals? 🤡#MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanIstheProblem

Princess CarParkle 👑

166,044 views • 1 month ago