I am not joking, my friends.

I am not joking this may have saved my life

I am not joking

I am not even joking

"As President, I am going to enrich members of... my family and friends. Are my friends not entitled to be rich?" – Alhaji Atiku Abubakarshow more

An MSP being sworn in after the Scottish Elections... No I am not joking We are being colonisedshow more

I AM NOT SELLING MY $PUSSY TO BLACKROCK. I... AM NOT SELLING MY $PUSSY TO SAYLOR. I AM NOT SELLING MY $PUSSY TO INSTITUTIONS. I AM NOT SELLING MY $PUSSY TO COUNTRIES. I’M BUYING MORE $PUSSYshow more

Please understand I am not joking when I say... I’m divinely protected and your life will fall apart if you wrong me.show more

I was NOT joking

I was not joking 🥶

I am not crying. I am not crying. I... am not crying. I am not crying. I am not crying. I am not crying. I am not crying. I am not crying. I am not crying. damn okay i am crying 😣show more

I am “built different.” Actually, I’m not. I would... never waste an egg. I would put that in my ramyeon (ramen for the rest of you). Happy New Year, my friends!show more

i. am. unwell. literally the prettiest girl ever are... you JOKINGshow more

"I'm not homophobic! I have many gay friends." My... gay friends:show more

I am not doing my best

I will climb him I’m not even joking

I do not edit my abs. Am real. Am... beast mode.show more

Not joking bhai, this is my biggest fear 😨

I thought this was North West. Then I put... in my monocle and yes, it’s her. (Its not her, I’m joking)show more