I don't like beer, so I'm cooked

When i lowkey want a relationship but kinda don't,... but then i don't wanna be alone but kinda like it (i'm cooked)show more

Me: "I don't like going to parties, I'm too... shy and can't relax" Also me, after two sips of beer:show more

I broke a hole in my wall I'm so cooked😭

260815 kpop nara #NICHOLAS 🍓: hey what's up! how're... you 🧃: i'm good! i'm like shaking i'm so nervous 🍓: why! don't be! i don't bite 🍓: i mean, i will 🧃: i know i know just like in wolf type, you don't bite 🍓: *laughs* #ANDTEAM #니콜라스 #ニコラスshow more

Vance: I'm the Brett Kavanaugh of ice cream. He... likes beer, I like ice cream.show more

Dude I'm so cooked 🫠🫠🫠

Drew: I don't think Haley's voting me out, so... I'm like, and I have you guys. And I trust Barrett. Angela: Absolutely. #bb28show more

I... didn't have 50k... But I had 3 days... and very stupid determination!... Good god, I'm so sorry #prehistoricplanet I don't know why I keep bullying your Abelisaurs like this!! 😭😭 Hope you DON'T like this!show more

i'm not ignoring anyone, i just don't feel like talking

I think I'm already cooked for IEM Krakow

A tired and exhausted Trump gets distracted mid-sentence: “I'm... looking at my hair up there. Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm gonna re-comb my hair”show more

I'm not an expert on Lumen, but I don't... like this.show more

I'm so clumsy, I don't know how to stop... it 🥲show more

the way taeyeon delivers this part in <fabulous> 🤌🏻💋... "takin' pictures signing autographs roses on the stage don't you know i'm rare like caviar tasty on your plate i'm so bad i'm so classy how i do it? don't ask me they all wanna be my fan I GOT EM' ALL SAYING DAMN GIRL"show more

But I like my beer haha

I'm so distracted by the *** I don't even... hear what she's sayingshow more