I don't like beer, so I'm cooked

Me: "I don't like going to parties, I'm too... shy and can't relax" Also me, after two sips of beer:show more

I broke a hole in my wall I'm so cooked😭

Guys I think I'm cooked!💀

I... didn't have 50k... But I had 3 days... and very stupid determination!... Good god, I'm so sorry #prehistoricplanet I don't know why I keep bullying your Abelisaurs like this!! 😭😭 Hope you DON'T like this!show more

I think I'm already cooked for IEM Krakow

A tired and exhausted Trump gets distracted mid-sentence: “I'm... looking at my hair up there. Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm gonna re-comb my hair”show more

I'm not an expert on Lumen, but I don't... like this.show more

I'm so clumsy, I don't know how to stop... it 🥲show more

the way taeyeon delivers this part in <fabulous> 🤌🏻💋... "takin' pictures signing autographs roses on the stage don't you know i'm rare like caviar tasty on your plate i'm so bad i'm so classy how i do it? don't ask me they all wanna be my fan I GOT EM' ALL SAYING DAMN GIRL"show more

I'm afraid I really cooked with this combo from 2021

🚨 LMFAO!! LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just now:... "Even some SOCIALISTS message me and they're like, 'Hey, don't be so mean to us! We like you too!" "I'm like: 'Sorry, I don't mess with socialists.'" 🤣🤣 BASED.show more

actually i'm glad i don't have instagram because i... don't wanna see shit like medic mechanism on the daily wtf 🥀show more

#KYUNGSOO ordering and his pronunciation is so cool ~~... 🐧: could i have a glass of beer, please 👤: Sir, would you like the regular beer or the dark beer? 🐧: yes? 🦒: I can’t understand a word~ 🐧: i can talk but I can’t understand 그들은 정말 귀여워show more

Skipping through the exam questions until I find one... I know (I'm cooked)show more

I'm cooked...

I don't think I'm ever getting tired of her... moveset it's so coolshow more

“I never have, and never will, smash Chelsea Handler.... I'm Draymond Green. I don't hit threes” Draymond Green cooked Chelsea Handler during the Kevin Hart roast on Netflix 😭 (Via: Netflix)show more