I don't like beer, so I'm cooked

When i lowkey want a relationship but kinda don't,... but then i don't wanna be alone but kinda like it (i'm cooked)show more

Me: "I don't like going to parties, I'm too... shy and can't relax" Also me, after two sips of beer:show more

I broke a hole in my wall I'm so cooked😭

Dude I'm so cooked 🫠🫠🫠

Guys I think I'm cooked!💀

I... didn't have 50k... But I had 3 days... and very stupid determination!... Good god, I'm so sorry #prehistoricplanet I don't know why I keep bullying your Abelisaurs like this!! 😭😭 Hope you DON'T like this!show more

i'm not ignoring anyone, i just don't feel like talking

I think I'm already cooked for IEM Krakow

A tired and exhausted Trump gets distracted mid-sentence: “I'm... looking at my hair up there. Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm gonna re-comb my hair”show more

I'm not an expert on Lumen, but I don't... like this.show more

I'm so clumsy, I don't know how to stop... it 🥲show more

the way taeyeon delivers this part in <fabulous> 🤌🏻💋... "takin' pictures signing autographs roses on the stage don't you know i'm rare like caviar tasty on your plate i'm so bad i'm so classy how i do it? don't ask me they all wanna be my fan I GOT EM' ALL SAYING DAMN GIRL"show more

When my life's cooked but I'm still acting like... everything is alrightshow more

I'm afraid I really cooked with this combo from 2021

🚨 LMFAO!! LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just now:... "Even some SOCIALISTS message me and they're like, 'Hey, don't be so mean to us! We like you too!" "I'm like: 'Sorry, I don't mess with socialists.'" 🤣🤣 BASED.show more

🐖🐇: *talking about his arms* i'm really like an... anchovy now ㅠㅠ stay, i've lost all my muscles. i've become like an anchovy ㅠㅠ i look so pitiful right? i've gotten so thin right? i'm supposed to protect our stay but i don't think i can even protect my body ㅠㅠshow more

actually i'm glad i don't have instagram because i... don't wanna see shit like medic mechanism on the daily wtf 🥀show more