i love being optimistic, like why wouldnt shit work... out for me.show more

I love being slim Not trading this for damn... shit !show more

Most people wouldnt spend their night begging for me... to spit chewed gum into their mouth after kissing my feet for hours… but you would. And thats why i love you <3show more

why work for ur boss when u can work... for a brat like me! 🫴🏻show more

Why is bro lookin at me like i told... him to do this shitshow more

Me if this college shit doesn’t work out

IM NOT KIDDING. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LIKE SHE... WOULDNT STOP FLIPPING HIM OFF!!!!!show more

“People ask me ‘Kamala, why are you optimistic?’ —... I’m optimistic because I know the power’s with the people, and I know we’re not gonna let anybody take our power from us. So let’s get out there and let’s fight.” ~ Kamala Harrisshow more

Elon Musk: “I love humanity. I think we should... fight for a good future for humanity. We should be optimistic about the future, and fight to make that optimistic future happen.”show more

i love making sylvain feel like shit

Person go later ask me "why am i being... homophobic?" Why won’t i be when man dey move like thisshow more

Being the school principal, can you really blame me... for being obsessed with one of the teachers at my school if she looks like this? 😭👀❤️ Now you understand why I never miss a day at work. 😂🔥show more

I love it when my friends send me shit... like this Kevin Cronin Band #icantdrive55 #reoshow more

i love how i haven’t seen any actual story... spoilers for totk its just shit like thisshow more

Elon Musk : "we should fight for a good... future for humanity" "I love humanity… We should be optimistic about the future, and fight to make that optimistic future happen"show more

Elon Musk: "I love humanity… And I think that... we should fight for a good future for humanity… We should be optimistic about the future, and fight to make that optimistic future happen"show more

"I love humanity and I think that we should... fight for a good future for humanity and I think we should be optimistic about the future, and fight to make that optimistic future happen." — Elon Muskshow more

me and fine shit i pulled being funny

I love this shit shit, every loss made me... rich 😈show more

jungkook for the love of all things holy put... that lollipop away or i will do something so drastic even satan wouldnt let me into his realmshow more