I made an app to turn web analytics into... a Severance episode. Every page on your site is a department. /pricing is a department. /blog is a department. Your visitors are innies now. When they visit your site, they arrive through the elevator. When they navigate to another page, they walk to the next department. When they bounce, they walk out. It's called MACRODATA:show more

My outtie added Mr. Milchick to Macrodata. He now... roams the office floor, visiting each department, supervising your visitors as they refine their data. The board will be pleased.show more

I built TikTok for web analytics. Doomscroll through your... website visitors in real-time. Each visitor is a full-screen card showing their entire journey: where they came from, what they did, and how much money they spent. It's called 🧠💀 DataRot:show more

When your team is surprised why they are on... a losing streak so you have to pull out the recordingsshow more

The irony of the Epstein Files Transparency Act is... that there is no transparency when the Justice Department can redact any information they deem related to “national security.”show more

Don't WASTE your time, THIS is how to get... 50M+ views with a slideshows acc to actually scale your APP Past $5,000/mo for free I found this TT account pulled in 50M+ views giving fitness & gym tips most of you treat your slideshow account like a whack pinterest feed. so even if you get a banger by miracle, when people go into your tiktok page they wont be interested anymore. Because there’s no consistency and the algo will conclude that your content is sh*t This account has a consistent character and a consistent format Thats why they are winning now all they need is a fitness app Attached to their page and they'll be printing $5,000-$10,000/mo Remember this the next time you create a slideshow account to scale ur app.show more

Trump: The transgender operations where they are allowed to... take your child when he goes to school and turn him into a male…show more

Oh dear. This driver, who drove 0.2 miles* to... park on my road to save themselves a 7 minute walk, are in for a bit of a shock when they return to their car. They obviously must have been asleep when they parked, and forgot they don't drive an EV. 😂 😂 *Lives in the same CPZ.show more

"There is corruption in every department of the government.... They itself knows that it is unable to handle by them." — Aniruddhacharya, Spritual Oratorshow more

.Mayor Muriel Bowser Deputy Mayor Lindsey Appiah get your... violent DC Police Department . They are attacking peaceful demonstrators who are asking the Democratic Party to demand a #ceasefire #StopArmingIsrael #FreePalestineshow more

This is actually true. Women are happiest when they... don't need to think. They just arrive at an airport and a jet is waiting. How does a private jet get organized? Who knows. New country, arrive at a 5-star, have a great time. Have no idea how they got there, how much it cost, how it was organized, how they're getting home. Zero. They literally want to turn their brains off and smile when they're with the man they love. Logistics kill smiles.show more

All I have to say is FUCK THE POLICE,... they reap what they sow when they were arresting White people and siding with the non-white enemies! 🤬 This is your karma.show more

NC State Linebacker Drill!🚨🚨🚨 This drill teaches the linebackers... to not cross over when coming down at an angle. You have no power when your legs are crossed over. You should only cross over when the ball carrier is out of your range. Keeping a good base and staying squared is very important especially when you are taking on a big offensive lineman. It also teaches them to not double tap their feet when they are changing direction. Dig your outside foot on the ground and get out! Notice that they are all staying low and keeping their shoulders squared even when they are coming down at a 45 degree angle. NC State Footballshow more

When your girlfriend says "she is just a friend"... and this is how they are togethershow more

Trump: They weaponized the justice department like nobody in... history. What they've done is terrible. So I hope -- frankly I hope there are others. You can't let this happen to a country.show more

When they start saying "it's fine" for your kids... to swim in poop, then you know they are probably in a CULT. Prove me wrong.show more

Being sore all the time is not a badge.... It means: - Your volume is too high - Your recovery is in deficit - Your next session is compromised - Your nervous system is still cleaning up the last one - Your growth is being throttled by accumulated damage Soreness is a sign you did something. It is not a sign you did the right thing. A trained muscle in a sensible programme should rarely be sore at all. The first few weeks of a new stimulus, yes. After that, your body adapts. The soreness fades. The growth carries on without it. People treat this as a problem to solve. They add drop sets. They add finishers. They chase the burn. They want that next-day ache back because the ache feels like proof. It is not proof. It is damage your body now has to repair before it can build anything new. The lifters making the most progress walk out of the gym feeling worked but not wrecked. They train the same muscle again 72 hours later because they can. The sore-every-day brigade train it again in a week and call it advanced programming. It's just bad arithmetic.show more

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