i want my eggs fertilized by her

How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?... get tix atshow more

I want this...... breaking eggs makes me scared!!!

my eggs go through the five stages of grief... every time i remember i won't have her babiesshow more

260601 🌟🔴 #SCOUPS #에스쿱스 🐶 when i go to... ichiran, i will peel my eggs and wait for the ramen. i was talking to the person on my side and suddenly looked at scoups, his mouth was like [puffed with eggs] he ate all my eggs 🍒 i stole it 🐶 so he got beaten by meshow more

My Newest family member and portfolio addition: Eggs! 🐣📈... With egg prices $4.95 per dozen in USA I decided to skip eggs and bacon breakfast for one morning and placed a few fertilized eggs from free-range hens into an egg incubator from Temu 😅 The result after 21 days? 🧵 Four adorable chicks 🐥🐥🐥🐥 Here's the breakdown: These hens will start laying eggs at about 18 weeks old. They'll produce approximately 1 egg per day in their most productive 3 years. Average of 300 eggs per year over 3 years, each hen could lay around 1000 eggs in her lifetime. That's 4,000 eggs in total! At the current price of $4.95 per dozen, that's $1,650 worth of eggs over their laying period. It's similar with stock trading principles: by delaying immediate gratification and investing with patience, you can achieve significant returns. I postponed a single breakfast, invested 21 days, and now have a sustainable source of organic eggs 🐔🥚💰show more

I want her I want her I want her... I want hershow more

Trump: "They were saying that for Easter, 'Please don't... use eggs. Could you use plastic eggs?' I say, we don't want to do that."show more

jihyun: "i want to make her small and i... want to carry her around my bag like a labubu" 😭show more

I want you by my side 🥰💖

her voice here… ngl i want her to dig... into my gutsshow more

“I want her to meet new people” my ass

I want her on my zombie apocalypse survivor squad.

Trump: "When we came in, the eggs were through... the roof. They were 4 times higher than they've ever been. And my first question from you people -- 'What are you gonna do with eggs?' I said, 'What's the problem with eggs? That was caused by Biden or whoever was operating the autopen actually caused it I guess."show more

You think the eggs I lay are my value?... I AM THE GOLDEN GOOSEshow more

My cat is obsessed with TV On the TV,... I have my livestream of my Chinese Water Dragon's terrarium running because I am monitoring for her to lay eggs...and my cat...doesn't stop staring for anything! 🤣 😂show more