If you took that 2 minute long you’re a donut

if you’re staring this long you owe me a like

🦊 what the- why do you have a donut?... 🐱 you want my donut? 🦊 …nah… i’m good… 🐱 you’re good? 🦊 i’m good… 🐱 it’s mint chocolate broodhfhshdjdhshshow more

Adulthood is very funny. One minute you feel RICH,... the next minute you’re a MATHEMATICIANshow more

If you’re looking for a last minute gift… I... have the answer 😉show more

Do this 2 minute drill if you work from... a desk and suffer from tight hips.show more

😇 [explaining that the picture behind him is a... frame of a photo that dk took] you’re curious, right? i won’t show you~ i won’t show you~ (teasingly)show more

Man asks a police officer if he wants a donut

“You only get fired up for me. You’re usually... at a zero but now you’re at a 2!!!” You know what Stacey… You ate that!!🤣🤣 #RHOPshow more

If you’re a misandrist, you get major brand deals.... If you’re a misogynist, you get banned. Make it make sense.show more

RT if you’d eat it like a glazed donut 👅

that's if you do it in a minute

How long would you last with me? I bet... you… less than a minute 😏show more

If you do this in a driver fit, you’re... leaving with that driver. (via abrogers21 Reddit)show more

What are you supposed to do if you’re down... that low as a rusher? Just stop?show more

If you’re gonna smack a guy that big, you... better make it count…this bloke didn’tshow more

At some point, you’ll be asked if you’re a... Republican. It’s important that you say “yes.”show more

This company has a device on the entrance that... reads your face then you blow to it and it detects if you’re drunk, and you go back home if you’re drunk 😂😭show more

I just realized it's National Donut Day - so... it's Friday and Donut Day - sounds divine if you're asking me! I'm going to find a glazed twist later, what's your go to donut?show more

When you’re over 35-40, you may find you have... the option to go “sugaring”. It’s simply another market-based reality. I tend to believe 2 things: 1.) Do what you want. You’re gonna pay either way 2.) If you treat a woman like a hooker, that’s generally what you’re gonna get.show more