If you’re not first, your last.

first things first if you’re not first… be second 🤷‍♂️

if you ain’t first, you’re last⛳️🫗💨

“If you’re not scoring, you have to get stops.... It can’t be your not scoring AND you’re not getting stops”show more

if you’re in gold, now is your last chance... to rotate to bitcoin.show more

Do you stick your phone into your ass to... film back videos? If not, you’re missing outshow more

If your bartender isn’t giving you funnel fries, then... you’re not tipping enough. 🤷‍♀️show more

My very first Seedance 2.0 generation. Exciting times. But... if you’re not up to date, scary times.show more

If you’re planning to put big heavy things in... the back of your truck, it’s worth looking at upgrading your suspension. Not only will your truck last longer, but it will travel a lot nicer on the road.show more

To the Alawite protesters: If you’re not happy with... your government, take your Sayyid’s old advice: “the sea is before you, so ride it.” You’re human, not a tree. Ride the sea.show more

If this emojis is not working on your phone,... you’re using fake phone 🤭😂show more

If you’re struggling to reach your goals, it’s not... because you lack talent. It’s because :show more

If you’re not watching Solana $SOL, you’re asleep!

if you’re not walking i’m not either”

“Raise your hand if you’re not watching the woke... and demonıc Super Bowl halftime show” ✋🏼show more

If you’re not spending #SqueakySaturday jiggling a huge bubble,... are you really enjoying your Saturday?🤔show more