It always starts small. A view. A thought. A... tip. Then it turns into devotion you didn’t know you were craving. I don’t take… I rewire. Play this on a loop.show more

“it’s been a while since i’ve been on a... korean awards stage, so i really hope you enjoy it. we’ve been preparing this for a long time. i’m still a little nervous right before going on. but i hope it turns into a stage i’m proud of. i always love you”show more

Based on this attitude, I think I know why... he didn’t get a tip.show more

🎙️Why were you surprised when you got MOTM? Arda... Güler: “I don’t play for that. I play just to take the win. So I didn’t know I was MVP. So thank you.” Top mentality.show more

"I thought you were a fed." "and I thought... YOU were a fed." 💀show more

I didn’t intend on crying this morning. Then I... read the news on my teammate, Bryan Braman. Love you Braman. You lived a hard life, and you never complained about it. A champion in life and a warrior in death. It is forever, indeed.show more

First I thought it was a man🙋🏽, then a... woman🙆🏽, then a man again🤦🏽… Turns out it was a Korean 🇰🇷 woman🙎🏽. I was so confused 🤷🏽🤷🏽show more

Stephen King : "I have a heart of a... small boy, I keep it in a jar on my desk". They always tell you in plain sight...show more

Stephen King : "I have a heart of a... small boy, I keep it in a jar on my desk". They always tell you in plain sight...show more

I thought you were a pro but it was... so awkward wkwkshow more

We knew he was a communist and a socialist.... We knew he was an Islamist and an antisemite. Turns out he’s also a bold faced liar. If you’re a New Yorker and voted for this man, you were duped and you know what? I don’t feel bad for you. You deserve it!show more

Tylil fired his cameraman because he bought a car... and didn’t let him know about it👀 “Wait, you got a car and I don’t know? Ohh yeah you fired”show more

Pro Tip: If you are running a newer 8R,... a steering wheel spinner is too heavy. It turns the steering wheel and will disengage AutoTrac 🤷‍♂️ I never would have thoughtshow more

Here’s your problem, ok? O K? You get a... Very Special Edition Of a thing. You take it out of the box. You throw it away. You drink it. You throw it away. You move on. I don’t. I put it in A nicer box. On my wall. O K? Ok.show more

Daddy, I promise I didn’t know! 😭 What do... you mean you didn’t know?! You don’t just walk up to a man with one leg in Dollar General and ask ‘Where’s your treasure?!’ ‘I thought he was a pirate…’ He wasn’t a pirate, Alicia! 😂🏴‍☠️ Kids say the darndest things… and this dad’s face says it all! Who else has a little one with zero filter? Drop your funny kid stories below! 👇show more

A 30% national sales tax? I know Republicans ran... on inflation—I didn’t know they were trying to make it worse.show more

I don’t know a single black guy with small... dick. Do you?show more

This view destroys you mentally, and turns you into... a dumb whoreshow more

“I know I intimidate you I know you can... keep it straight boo wallet heavy I don’t chase my feelings stay mad I stay rich im a villain turn the lights and camera on dj play my favourite song I got my diamonds on we can go on and on like a phenomenon I dont chase man I’m a rich man”show more

Last year, doja cat posted a video of her... staring into the camera. I watched it a bunch of times on loop thinking “where do I know this from???” I recognized it like I recognized a melody, but couldn’t put my finger on it. 3 silent tensions marked by 3 releases…show more