It would be amusing if it were not so... profoundly accurate.show more

It would be fun if this sport were Olympic

If happiness were two persons, it would be them♡

If Mate were a person, it would undoubtedly be him

If it weren’t so predictable, it would be funny... as hell.show more

"You recently commented…if it were not for the United... States, European countries would be speaking German." "If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French." — King Charles tells President Trump.show more

It would almost be endearing if it wasn’t so... hard to watchshow more

🇬🇧🇺🇸 King Charles to President Trump: "You recently commented…if... it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German." "If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French."show more

If I were to date a female musician, it... would be hershow more

If you were to give me a flower, what... would it be?show more

I translated this with AI so I'm not sure... if it's accurate but if it is then we don't deserve Mayling lmao.show more

This is police in Europe. If it weren't so... dramatic, it would be laughable.show more

My tummy looks so cute like this 😍 Who... thinks it would look better if it were bigger?show more

🐶: SUA unnie's wife... 🐶: it would be nice... if I were the only wife but- 🐶: she said she has a second wife so I'm not happy with that.😒show more

This would be so cute if it wasn’t raining... today 🌧️show more

If crypto were a state, it would be the... biggest state in the US. →show more

$750 Dollars if you lost everything in the storm!... If you were Ukraine it would be Billions.show more

👤: would it be accurate to say you have... zero desire to be a solo popstar? 🐯🐻: if i have zero desire, shouldn’t i stop being an artist? TAEHYUNG YOURE SO ICONIC FOR THIS RESPONSEshow more

If you guys would be interested in a script... like this, I can try to complete it. I'm not sure if anyone would use/need it.show more

if i had a gym partner it would be... so much easier 😭show more