‘Let’s get a table outside’ Me, approx 20 minutes later:

me: this c0caine is very weak me 20 minutes later:

Me: You’re too wild, and it’s too cold to... go outside, so jump on the trampoline until you calm down. Hank 20 minutes later:show more

SAN BERNARDINO: #SBCoFD units are on scene of a... VEGETATION FIRE on Little Mountain Dr x W Edgehill Rd. #LittleMountain IC reporting approx 30 acres in light flashy fuels with a rapid rate of spread. Structure threat in approx 20 minutes. 2nd alarm enroute.show more

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

“This edible sucks” Me 30 minutes later:

“let’s get on a quick call” Me:

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

20 minutes with me, wyd?

Get your girl a moomoo thank me later 😉

"Man, these edibles did nothing for me." 6 minutes later:

Me: "I'm fine. I'll stop talking about it." Also... me 5 minutes later:show more

Cristiano Ronaldo getting into a serious accident at 10:20... AM and then arriving for training 30 minutes later 😭😭😭show more

genuine footage of me approximately 20 minutes after starting... a fasting timershow more

Tell me this music wasn’t necessary to get into... the mindset😭 +200 for 20 minutes is something else man..show more

30 minutes later I'm a new man

Me seeing my Deliveroo driver waiting outside my house... for 5 minutes whilst a penalty is being takenshow more

“Stop buying childish stuff. You’re an adult” Me 5... minutes later. 👀show more

FROGGY BOW TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE... AYE YOOOOOO #AEW #AEWCollisionshow more

Shwetha Kiran / ಶ್ವೇತಾ ಕಿರಣ್ A few minutes later...