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new vocal stim dropped

new vocal stim dropped

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Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

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Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

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New funniest thing he’s ever said just dropped:

New funniest thing he’s ever said just dropped:

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RIP Walker Texas Ranger

RIP Walker Texas Ranger

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Can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the “yeah babe I’m fine, no seriously I’m good” then walked around the corner to stifle my crying

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the “yeah babe I’m fine, no seriously I’m good” then walked around the corner to stifle my crying

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they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

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I’ve watched this 200 times

I’ve watched this 200 times

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Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

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Every time I think I’m done he pulls me back in one last time

Every time I think I’m done he pulls me back in one last time

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Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:

Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:

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Twee Harvey Oswald might’ve had the worst plan of all time. Respect.

Twee Harvey Oswald might’ve had the worst plan of all time. Respect.

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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim

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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim

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Catastrophic success: gas station worker in Finland accidentally set the price to .014 EURO per liter and this dude scored 1000 liters of it

Catastrophic success: gas station worker in Finland accidentally set the price to .014 EURO per liter and this dude scored 1000 liters of it

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This rules actually

This rules actually

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Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

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apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

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American mind can’t comprehend

American mind can’t comprehend

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This makes me feel like I’m doing whippits:

This makes me feel like I’m doing whippits:

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the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

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“Bitch I need head, I need neck, I need Kirk” lmao

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“Bitch I need head, I need neck, I need Kirk” lmao

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One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.

One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.

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Gm let’s get this paper

Gm let’s get this paper

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Me: this THC drink ain’t shit Me, 15 seconds later:

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Me: this THC drink ain’t shit Me, 15 seconds later:

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If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time

If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time

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Gm let’s get this paper

Gm let’s get this paper

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I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

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Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if there’s grain in it.

Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if there’s grain in it.

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spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

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You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

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The warehouse guys were not prepared for Braeden from sales

The warehouse guys were not prepared for Braeden from sales

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5,118,391 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

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A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

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Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

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“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.

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“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

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I don’t know why this got me so good

I don’t know why this got me so good

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2,445,304 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

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Fellas, whatever you do is gonna end up on TikTok so don’t do it. This guy’s wife showed up in the comments and people started digging. It’s actually her and that’s them in the profile pic lol.

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2,654,685 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

“What did you say?” My wife asks me “Oh nothing,” I respond “All my haters woke all my haters woke” I whisper to myself

“What did you say?” My wife asks me “Oh nothing,” I respond “All my haters woke all my haters woke” I whisper to myself

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This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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