‘Let’s get a table outside’ Me, approx 20 minutes later:

me: this c0caine is very weak me 20 minutes later:

Me: You’re too wild, and it’s too cold to... go outside, so jump on the trampoline until you calm down. Hank 20 minutes later:show more

SAN BERNARDINO: #SBCoFD units are on scene of a... VEGETATION FIRE on Little Mountain Dr x W Edgehill Rd. #LittleMountain IC reporting approx 30 acres in light flashy fuels with a rapid rate of spread. Structure threat in approx 20 minutes. 2nd alarm enroute.show more

My brother was freaking out because he couldn't find... his cat anywhere. 20 minutes later, he sends me this...show more

me me 5 minutes later

My brother was freaking out because he couldn't find... his cat anywhere. 20 minutes later, he sends me this 😂show more

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

“This edible sucks” Me 30 minutes later:

“let’s get on a quick call” Me:

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

A few minutes later 🤣

20 minutes with me, wyd?

Get your girl a moomoo thank me later 😉

Me: "I'm fine. I'll stop talking about it." Also... me 5 minutes later:show more

"Man, these edibles did nothing for me." 6 minutes later:

Cristiano Ronaldo getting into a serious accident at 10:20... AM and then arriving for training 30 minutes later 😭😭😭show more

genuine footage of me approximately 20 minutes after starting... a fasting timershow more

Tell me this music wasn’t necessary to get into... the mindset😭 +200 for 20 minutes is something else man..show more

Me seeing my Deliveroo driver waiting outside my house... for 5 minutes whilst a penalty is being takenshow more