Maturing and traveling makes you realize that America has... no problem offering the bare minimum and selling it to you like it’s the best thing out there….this would make me actually want to get to the airport 2 hours early 😂show more

Upton Stout makes it a point to run out... there to cover Deebo Samuel on the 1v1’s in the red zone during practice: “It’s just good work. Anytime I feel like I see the best receiver, I always want to go against the best because I want to be the best. So anytime I see Deebo run out there, I’m trying to run out there and get that work.”show more

Opting in for #TakeTheThroneII 🐦 If you want to... see me do this to the best players in the world, like and retweet to get me in thereshow more

"It's so cool that you guys want to make... movies. Like, it's so rad, and like, protect the thing that made you want to go to this school for the rest of your life." — Kristen Stewartshow more

Made it to Beijing 🇨🇳 and the Great Wall... Of China!! Trump was right, this thing would cook in America 🇺🇸 Pro tip wake up early if you ever do this. 8am it’s completely empty. By 10am it’s like Disneyland.show more

If you can’t get the crowds to come to... you….bring yourself to the crowds and make it look like they’re there for you. This trick is getting old.show more

There are times in your life where you get... to change peoples lives and make an impact on them. I just want to let you know Charlotte that you have done that to me. Through the last few months getting to know you, the smiles, the fight, and your love has been infectious on me.show more

🇦🇪 FLYING TAXI SPOTTED OVER ABU DHABI AND IT’S... NOT CGI Archer’s Midnight eVTOL just took to the skies like it’s totally normal to call an Uber that flies. It looks like a giant drone and sounds like the future screaming “buckle up.” Yes, this thing actually flew and no, you can’t ride it to school yet. Source: Time Out Abu Dhabi Instagramshow more

You’re sitting in the dentist chair, heart racing a... little, when the doctor leans in and says “This has been in here for a while…” 😬🦷 Before you even process it, you feel the tools working and hear that sound that makes your whole body tense up, and then they pull out something you didn’t even know was hiding in your teeth. I’ll be honest, I did NOT expect it to look like that , it’s gross, it’s oddly satisfying, and a reminder why regular checkups actually matter. So be real with me, would you be able to sit through this without flinching, or would you be the one tapping out and asking for a break? Drop your reaction below and let me know what you thought when you saw it come out 👇show more

Pro-Hamas Islamists and leftists living in America say "Fuck... America" and "Death to America" with no shame at all. If you hate America, get the fuck out. When will the world realize that they are enemies of Western civilization?show more

I sesame to god if one more person sees... me in this costume and says “so how is the tail attached 🤪 My asshole. Is that what you want me to say? You want me to say it’s in my asshole. You want me to say that my asshole is somehow at the base of my spine and it’s in there.show more

Alright this is starting to become a ridiculous problem.... Second time in 24 hours on V14.3.7. This isn’t a native 14.3.7 problem, it has been happening to me (though rarely) since 14.2. I’m ok with nav thinking roads are closed and re-routing. 95% of the time it does this it is wrong, but that’s beside the point. It’s the fact that it does it at the very last minute when it literally already started a turning maneuver. It is so startling and tries to whip it out of a maneuver like it’s avoiding a crash. And the worst part is that the roads it’s trying to avoid are almost never actually closed. Please fix this Tesla AIshow more

Elon Musk: "We’ve got to be excited about the... future. We’ve got to do things that make us want to live It cannot always be about problems every day Do you want to wake up every morning and everything’s just a problem? What inspires you? What makes you excited about the future? There’s got to be some things like that"show more

One of the ways to help this (it’s not... perfect) is to update the things Twitter thinks you like. It will help to make the for you tab better. You have to update it every couple weeks because it will try and add back the ones that make you mad.show more

George Washington would be thrilled that America has made... it this far. And he’d want us to SAVE America. By passing the SAVE America Act.show more

Thank you to everyone that came to see me... at OZCC today! The Celeste limited edition foil sold like crazy and there's only 2 left for tomorrow so make sure to get em early tomorrow!show more

The most important election of our lifetime could come... down to a few thousand Votes. We need to make this a decisive victory to send a message. Get out and VOTE EARLY Find out where and when you can Vote:show more

All you need is a tennis ball and a... wall…sometimes it really is as simple as that. If you want to get better, you’ll find a way. If you want to be the best, you’ll make the way.show more

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