maybe it’s time to call an uber…

POV: It's time to call the Uber

Missed me by literally an inch — maybe a... good luck sign for 2025. If you’re going to drive like this on New Year’s Eve, please call an Uber!show more

Send this to a friend who always does their... make up on the go! Maybe they’ll meet an Uber driver like this one 💙show more

Okay... maybe it’s time to pick Bryan 💀

Take an Uber next time

Trump’s White House UFC event was shameful. Maybe it’s... time to “cancel” the UFC.show more

As an Uber or Lyft driver, What is your... next move? Call the 👮‍♂️? Drive her to the hospital? 🏥 🤔show more

🇦🇪 FLYING TAXI SPOTTED OVER ABU DHABI AND IT’S... NOT CGI Archer’s Midnight eVTOL just took to the skies like it’s totally normal to call an Uber that flies. It looks like a giant drone and sounds like the future screaming “buckle up.” Yes, this thing actually flew and no, you can’t ride it to school yet. Source: Time Out Abu Dhabi Instagramshow more

+ jamming to call me maybe

Adding an Uber Auto ride to my bucket list 🇮🇳

Maybe it’s not the best time for a swim…

Maybe it’s time i get hydrated another way 😉

Maybe it’s not the best time for a swim…

Call yo uber

What do you call an Uber for black people?... Lol I didn't see that one coming.show more

Hedge fund bro outside of the NYC shooting crime... scene: "I have no idea how we're going to call an Uber." LMAO! 💀show more

This dude taking credit for my poster edit 😭... maybe it’s time for me to repost idkshow more

Maybe it’s because they see you are going to... be an issue and want to avoid the HR nightmare?show more

Anyway, don’t think too much. It’s normal btw —... or maybe I’m just used to it since it’s not the first time lol 😂show more