me after i remember i have no pc even... if i get homeshow more

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"If i was in place of Dharmendra Pradhan, i... would have resigned even if no one asked me to do that" - Vikas Divyakirti, UPSC educator 😭😭show more

“Even if you don’t remember things well, that’s fine... I remember them anyway”show more

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80yo me in a nursing home with Alzheimer’s when... they ask if I took my meds and I can’t remember anything but quotes from the sopranosshow more

#LOVERRUKK: I might take you home with me if... I couldshow more

remember when jungkook said “i didn’t have any choreo... so i thought it'd be weird if i was the only one not dancing. i just asked for the choreo video and said i'd copy it.” and even after 4 years people are still carrying this performance in their heartsshow more

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This is why I get scared when I see... how some people drive on the highway, as if they have extra lives at home.show more

how do i get faster mechanics if i get... 30 ping in creative if i press my keys any faster it just wont even registershow more

I know memes have lifespans but I still remember... "me and the boys" fondlyshow more

Donald Trump on being hit with multiple indictments: “If... I weren't running, I would have nobody coming after me.”show more

🐰: If I had Jin hyung's body...I have cannonballs... shoulders...If I were Jin hyung, I wouldn't even need to workout....I envy him.☺️show more