Me: "I'm not drinking tonight" 8 tequilas later:

“I’m not drinking tonight” Me 2 hours later:

“I’m not drinking tonight” Me at 2:30 AM:

Dried Chicken: My turn later Pardon me, I'm not... playing anymoreshow more

To prove I'm not racist I'm drinking to some... black kids (niglets). I'm pretty hammeredshow more

I'm not going to sleep tonight 😳

"I'm not surprised by anything... I'll see you later "

Alright, I'm going to leave this up for today.... I might work on it later tonight.show more

By the way, I'm going out tonight! See you... later, Taylor Swift Taylor Nation 🫶🏻💖 #SingaporeTSTheErasTourshow more

“I'm looking forward to tomorrow and watching a bunch... of football... and tonight I'm looking forward to drinking a bottle of wine." Most relatable thing Lebron has ever saidshow more

Me: "I'm fine. I'll stop talking about it." Also... me 5 minutes later:show more

"I'm not going there to lose." See you tonight 😤‼️

me because my only relief is to sleep. when... I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm not lonely. I'm nothingshow more

Trump: And they tell me I'm not allowed to... run. I'm not sure. Is that true? I'm not sureshow more

trump later tonight

Later tonight... #Kaspa

I'm not fat, I'm just squishy, trust me!

me: i'm not nosey also me: