Me: when I see the notification "you got paid... 💐" ☺️show more

Me when I see men who get paid on... the 25th🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣show more

FR OMG I GET ALL HAPPY WHEN I SEE... THE EVENT NOTIFICATION JUST TO BE THIS BUM ASS “EVENT”show more

i hope everyone who fucked me over cries when... they see me ☺️show more

You think I got the job? ☺️

i love it when you ask me questions ☺️

when life is kicking your ahh and you see... a notification of the free trial you forgot to cancel take the rest of your life savingsshow more

BIDEN: "As I said today when I said, 'Every... time I open the closet I see her' when I got introduced to Vera. And Jill turned to me and said, 'What are you saying that for?'"show more

Me when I get paid:

her smile the moment she got the flowers 💐🩵... i miss you, Aiah Arceta 🥹show more

I hope you got to see me get all... big at the con~ ❤️show more

Told you we are the phoenix. See, we are... back.. Congratulations Visavadar Congratulations Gujarat Congratulations Arvind Kejriwal 💐💐💐💐💐💐show more

he got flowers for his partner 🌸💐❤️ sculpt of... H0ndred's oc Omar ☺️ I love sculpting portraitsshow more

everytime i see a David Ornstein notification since he... dropped the vini newsshow more

how catfish findom looks at my wallet when i... just got paidshow more

New Acting US NAVY SEC: 🇺🇸 They call me... a white supremacist. I have one ask for them: “When you give me my hood, make sure it’s got the little slits and not the circles—so I can see better.”show more

When I see you in the….