Me when my sugar daddy asks me to moan... for himshow more

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

Me when a customer asks me to find another... shoe size for themshow more

when she asks me what im doing to provide... for the family me :show more

When my wife asks me to do anything past... noon today….show more

When you bag a baddie then she asks you... ‘ daddy what do you want me to do ?’show more

when i've been fake praying for the past few... years and my mom asks me to recite al tahiyyatshow more

When my father-in-law asks me what plans I have... for his daughter:show more

When my wife asks me why I coach

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

When I’m trying to cook up a parlay but... my girl asks me “what should we get for dinner tonight?”show more

When my manager asks me why I’m always late

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

Your Sugar Daddy when it’s time for you to... return the favours :show more

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

me when someone asks who my favorite producer is

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

Nobody: Me when my family members asks me when... I’m getting married or bringing a man homeshow more

A conversation I had today with a man who... saw me drinking straight from a 1.5L Coke. Him: You know that sugar promotes inflammation right? Me: Could you explain to me what inflammation is? Him: it’s ahhhh, well it’s ahhhh… Me: right…can you explain the mechanism by which sugar would promote inflammation? Him: nope but I know it does… Me: did you hear it from an instagram reel? Him: looks down embarrassed. Me: Do you think you can name one inflammatory biomarker that sugar increases? Him: pulls up ChatGPT(not even the paid version), asks it ‘why sugar is inflammatory?’ and begins reading the answer. Me:show more