Mom, don't knead me like bread 😾

Don't touch me 😾

You know what he said to me 😾😾😾What? He... was like😾😾😾 "You are so rude" 😾😾😾 And I was like “Boy does it look like I could care?😼 I couldn't even care less!😸😸😸😸😼show more

Little Caesars crazy bread is just regular bread to... a guy like meshow more

“mom I thought you were better than other cat... moms and vets 😾😾”show more

"MOM! I'M STILL PLAYING!" 😿😾

“mom I know I have short legs so don’t... make fun of me by measuring them” 😾show more

🐈: mom stop, I'm not kid anymore 😾

Don't disturb 😾 it's milk time 🐾

Literally all of u telling me not to vomit... purge 😾😾😾show more

Like for bread, retweet for garlic bread.

Give me my gift and go eat cake 🤣🤣🤣😾😾😾

biceps or abs? i don't know but Seokjin's bread... smile is so important to me •⁠ᴗ⁠•show more

taeyeon & hyoyeon mentioned by taeyong's mom & sister... on taeyong's recent content😌 tyong: noona you like sm (artists)? mom: mom likes sm (artists) the most! tyong: who is the artist you like the most in sm? apart from me? sister: i don't like you? mom: mom's is taeyeonie!show more

Mom: Don't be political outside. It's not safe. Me:

Fear me! 😾

You don't need friends when you have a mom... like thisshow more